“Why that crummy rat!” said The Thing, putting his arm around Biden. “He’s gotta be settin’ me up — fer a trap! ‘n’ if he thinks I’m gonna fall for it — he’s freakin’ right!”
“Gender is a social construct, but you’re trapped in the wrong gender,” said the nurse. I felt her empathy from behind three inches of polycarbonate. “And you requested a penis but all we have in stock are vaginas.”
“I still don’t think trans athletes are a threat,” Warren said after regaining consciousness. “I just wish he’d been taking a lower dose of testosterone.”
Sanders says what Barack Obama says, that Communist countries have made more progress on healthcare, literacy, poverty, transportation, and ballet than any country in history, and that America should rebuild the Berlin Wall.
“Back in the 70s we threatened to kill 25 million class enemies if they refused to be re-educated,” Garamendi said. “But there’s not a single Democrat in Congress that wants just a few million to be sick before the election.”
International Socialist members of the Sanders campaign have been ordered to wear N95-rated masks as a symbol of solidarity, and ask voters “Have You Eaten Your Kimchi Today?” as they travel throughout America.
Obama spokeswoman Katie Hill said “his memoir contains disinformation clearly designed to suppress turnout among minority voters” and “any Democrat who owns a copy should immediately burn it in their backyard.”