RSUK producers are confident the MPAA will change their first film’s X rating to PG-13, or else they’ll just release it on YouTube.
Every American recoils in horror as journalistic spume sprays from every outlet of the body politic. It’s odious and repugnant, but the media is addicted.
The ship was caught in hurricane force winds with the racist name of “El Niño” so we began to throw NFL players overboard.
Virgin Sexbots is solving the problem of rape culture by programming sexbots with a codebase of Progressive morals.
The next extinction-level event could begin 30,051 days from now, when the earth’s cumulative ocean uptake of carbon exceeds critical mass.
Anarchists holed up in the Sheraton Old San Juan complained that the storm has left them unemployed.
State Natural Resources Secretary said people who pay “just don’t get it” and “what the f*** are you going to do about it?”
“I’m not even sure my penis is conceptual,” said President Nelsen. “How can I expect my students to know?”