Hillary and Hasbro add ‘Hero of Benghazi Edition’ to popular Rescue Bots franchise
Unexpectedly, the promotion took a dark twist on the morning of May 26 when Mrs. Clinton tweeted a bizarre question @Hasbro at 3:17 a.m. Pacific time.
Male feminists outraged as AP Stylebook replaces ‘fetus’ with ‘undocumented baby’
“A man needs an opinion about a woman’s uterus like a fish needs a bicycle,” said male feminist protester Auden Finch. “I’m outraged on behalf of all women.”
Advertisements
Mayor Pete kisses gay robot ‘Lil Milquetoast’ in campaign ad, DNC chairman apologizes
Tom Perez apologized profusely and promised that Joe Biden would be the next candidate to kiss Lil Milquetoast, followed by Senators Kamala Harris and Elizabeth Warren.
Sacramento hires homeless crews to repair affordable levee projects
Just days after reports that homeless residents are digging multi-story homes in flood control levees, a city task force has acted swiftly to shore up those vital affordable housing projects.
Marxists seize means of production at American Roofing Company, Inc.
The Roofing Collective will still honor the warranty of any roof installed by the previous owners, but if they can’t their working class customers will understand.
PG&E: Liberal rage could keep energy on during planned fire season blackouts
California’s largest utility says coordinated urban rage from a critical mass of liberals could potentially be enough to keep the power on.
Iran reaches deal to import Alyssa Milano ‘Purity’ rings
The Islamic Republic of Iran has announced a deal with the Trump Administration that allows Alyssa Milano’s line of “Purity” rings to be excluded from economic sanctions.
Iran orders ‘sex strike’ during Ramadan, men arrested for viewing women
“Yes, Iran has launched a sex strike,” said noted religious sex policy expert Alyssa Milano. “But that has nothing to do with Islam and everything to do with economic pain caused by U.S. sanctions.”
