Saint Colin prays with Occupy and firebombs a series of naval bases before being ensconced in a palatial home and preparing himself with spiritual rigor for his pitch to the Goddess Nike.
Developing – A Hooters Air flight from Twig, Minnesota, to Intercourse, Pennsylvania, was forced to make an emergency landing in Spread Eagle, Wisconsin, by a woman claiming to have an “emotional support penis.”
“In hindsight, it was terrible public policy,” said one liberal bureaucrat. “But a police state might be the only way to save humanity from global warming and our own poor choices.”
A short pictorial essay of Jane Fonda’s recent trip to Syria, where she celebrated the passing of Senator John McCain by reenacting her famous 1972 photo shoot with Communist troops during the Vietnam War.
No one knows how much Imputed Income will be necessary to fund Healthcare for All, Preschool for All, Affordable Housing for All, or even Electric Vehicles for All. But that’s the beauty of it.
Our new “anchor university” concept will offer a bachelor’s pogrom in hospitality and tourism management led by Xicano Power activists. But wait. There’s more.
Polls in both countries find a majority of residents agree with Justice Ginsburg’s assessment that “if the people don’t care, the best constitution in the world won’t make any difference.”
Karl tweeted, “President Trump has raised a burning flag. I’m proud of my country for the first time.” Knoller was more pithy. “Burning flag back at full staff atop WH. Fuck yeah.”