“We expect more … appropriate demeanor, so you won’t see the Aztec Doctor dancing with the cheerleaders, but you will see him providing human sacrifices in the locker room,” said interim SDSU President Sally Roush.
“To put me in jail serves what purpose? To teach me a lesson? I’ve been taught about this racist society every day of my life. When I get out, I’m going into the slave trade in Africa.”
“Yes, George Washington and Thomas Jefferson owned slaves and we must erase them from history. But all patriotic Americans should resent Russian meddling in our Cultural Revolution,” said Schiff.
“As the de facto Supreme Leader of the New York Resistance, I know President Rouhani will continue the very important work I’ve started,” said Schneiderman.
“Trump cannot do a damn thing about Tehran’s solidarity with the LGBT community and your Democratic Party,” said Iran’s supreme leader.
On hearing of Brown’s threat, Trump tweeted, “Go ahead. Make my day.”
All Journalists Matter, but some journalists matter more than others, so UNESCO has hired special operators to neutralize that inequality by the year 2030.
“As a Democrat, I believe we can’t pay moms unless we also certify them,” said Delaine Eastin, and certification is a “small price for moms to pay if they want our recognition.”