When asked if Weed had submitted a plan, Mayor Palfini said, “Plan? We don’t need no stinkin’ plan. The name of our town is Weed.”
Although the staff will be completely nude under their aprons, officials say the health risk is less than eating at Chipotle.
Fresno mayor says he “merely offered her a jack and coke after the long and dangerous journey.”
Students say whatever the **** they’ve been teaching kids for the last fifty years, it sure as **** isn’t working.
Men who have either no penis or a replica will be allowed to keep their weapons under a grandfather clause.
Navy officials said they hold aircrews “to the highest standards” and “applaud the courage of this young male feminist pilot,” calling the training value “unbelievable.”
“We needed to do something about gun safety,” said the former governor from an undisclosed location. “We just didn’t expect a coup.”
New face-to-face training methods feature experienced Hollywood actors who subject employees to actual sexual abuse in front of colleagues.