Report: Oroville dam failure due to sex lair discrimination
Original instructions for the sex lair, dating from 1971, were discovered two years ago and still do not conform to non-conforming language confirmed as conformed by the EEOC.
NOPE: Sacramento schools resist takeover by California Resistance
“We need to work on the best interest of 42,000 students,” says Ranch, “and that means excluding any other group that puts their own interests first.”
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Green New Deal demands death of all cows in India
Waleed Shahid of Justice Democrats says India needs to lighten up. “Cow genocide is third on our list. The first two goals are net-zero farting cows, and that cows be milked only with their express verbal consent.”
Gov. Newsom to end death penalty, put dense housing in path of giant flood
An adoring crowd outside the Capitol praised Newsom’s plans by chanting “from the river to the sea, affordable housing will be free” and “end state executions now.”
Behind the failed campaign to end the ‘male gaze’
“The number of female nudes available for men to gaze at in public spaces is still astonishingly high,” said another Girl who has been protesting anonymously since the beginning. “It’s like our 35-year effort has been for nothing.”
‘Green New Toy’ program recalls billions of fossil fuel vehicles
After toddlers have been disenfranchised, Democratic Socialists expect to target gas-powered radio-controlled vehicles popular among teens and young adults.
Self-driving car kills ‘too black’ actor who’s ‘not black enough’ for movie role
Researchers responsible for the robot driving systems have hired lawyers and crisis-management consultants in anticipation of social justice protests.
Rich protesters shut down city streets, demand poor people ‘read to your kids’
“If Stephon Clark had been at home reading to his two children, he wouldn’t be dead right now,” said Wilma Goodall, a stay-at-home mom.
