Three hours ago, consensus was that we had 12 years to save the planet by not killing ourselves, but the new deadline is 5 years.
The procedure was carried out quickly by Jeong herself with a pair of high-quality castration pliers under the supervision of her colleagues on the Editorial Board.
“I can’t quite believe it yet, but Mr. Hogg convinced a ragtag group of farmers that weapons of war like the AK-47 should not be in the hands of civilians,” said US special envoy Zalmay Khalilzad.
“This Socialism shit is better than anything, man,” said one Democrat voter. Another used hand signals to indicate how bummed he was that Bernie didn’t do some fentanyl with him and his crew.
“I’ve seen Carrey’s art. It reminds me of Charles. And not in a good way,” said a former LAPD detective.
The Sacramento Bee insulted CalEPA employees of color, saying rats are “infesting the courtyard” and the daycare is “crawling with vermin.”
Some focus group participants said the senator seemed harmless enough. Others said Sanders threatened them with dental tools if they didn’t tell him what he wanted to know.
“What this means is we won’t have to murder millions of Europeans again in this century to enact our commonsense agenda,” said U.K. Labour Party leader Jeremy Corbyn.