“We’re extremely proud for holding ourselves accountable to our values,” said Commission member Doni Blumenstock, “but we will never show or fund right-wing artwork ever again. It was just too painful.”
“Any news organization that voluntarily cooperates with their readers by contradicting our new California law will be prosecuted to the full extent of that law,” said Attorney General Becerra.
A non-stop shower of Stormy Daniels cleavage shots has padded CNN’s bottom line, say execs.
Experts who noted the anomaly say ISIS and the Clinton entourage have both been on the run since the 2016 election, but remain a major threat to global security.
“The president is in California this week, so I think it’s time for people in Sacramento to show what a welcoming community we are,” said school board member Jay Hansen.
CNN reports 313,000 new jobs in February? Stimulus! Donald Trump goes to North Korea? Stimulus! Stimulus! Stimulus! Stimulus!
The shelling has stopped. Fresh graves still mark the police action people are calling the Tax Cut Massacre, but the threat of cholera has receded.
Me: Did you hear about the man with multiple personalities who shot himself outside the White House? Nathan Hale: Yes. Another terrible mass shooting. What will it take for people to give up their guns?