“I can’t quite believe it yet, but Mr. Hogg convinced a ragtag group of farmers that weapons of war like the AK-47 should not be in the hands of civilians,” said US special envoy Zalmay Khalilzad.
“What this means is we won’t have to murder millions of Europeans again in this century to enact our commonsense agenda,” said U.K. Labour Party leader Jeremy Corbyn.
An eruption lasting more than 30 years could wipe out Iceland and the Arctic Circle if you don’t vote Democrat, scientists say.
“Voter ID is dangerous for planet Earth,” said Bernie Sanders, who also said Democracy requires extending the ban to plastic credit and debit cards.
Here are 150 things that Twitter users identified as racist in the last 24 hours.
If you do one calculation per second, you’d have to live for 6 billion years to match what the supercomputer Summit can do in one second. And Summit tells us men make the best moms.
“My official title is Climate Nazi, but it isn’t a climate thing at all,” said Chakrabarti. “It’s a final solution for our how-do-you-change-the-entire-means-of-production-thing.”
Did the CEO of prominent satire site “The Babylon Bee” really appear on FOX News?