“We terminated Assad’s account for violating our coordinating harm policy,” Zuckerberg said, “but giving people voice, and bringing people together, is more important than ever in a modern fascist state like America.”
“Facebook takes freedom of speech so seriously that we allow politicians to lie on our platform, but we draw the line when they tell the truth,” CEO Mark Zuckerberg said of the incident.
“I’ve learned that correct change cannot be known objectively,” said one customer. “Next time I buy a $3 coffee with a $20 bill and only get $1 back, I’ll be eliminating a little bit of racism from the world.”
The truth of his floundering campaign was difficult to accept, but what drove him to psychotherapy livestreaming was the realization that Americans don’t want to get rid of guns or churches.
Former president Barack Obama has glimpsed the Apocalypse threatened by “cancel culture” and is setting up a campaign to run for Office of First Horseman.
The U.S. Western Command is “investigating all possibilities, including that the Islamic State is working with the school district, the police, or the dissident parent group.”
Democrats know democracy dies in darkness, but we can’t save the planet unless we strip certain people of their right to do business even if millions do go without electricity for the next decade.
A draft proposal says “only the federal government can enforce the licensing requirements of individuals who routinely work from home with substances that are strictly controlled by the same government.”
Scientists admit they don’t know why menstruating men have fewer symptoms of ‘toxic masculinity’ with higher doses of the substance that makes men toxic in the first place.
Clinton gave Newsom a red button with the word “Reset” in an ancient language of Native Americans, but Russian asset Tulsi Gabbard noted that the word actually translates as “Overcharge.”
President Trump flipped the bird on Friday, causing every single American of voting age to change their mind about whether the gesture is offensive or not.
FBI Director Christopher Wray noted that Duval County’s 4th grade students rank #1 in the nation in math, making it child’s play for them to hack the county’s voting machines.
