Scientists admit they don’t know why menstruating men have fewer symptoms of ‘toxic masculinity’ with higher doses of the substance that makes men toxic in the first place.
Clinton gave Newsom a red button with the word “Reset” in an ancient language of Native Americans, but Russian asset Tulsi Gabbard noted that the word actually translates as “Overcharge.”
President Trump flipped the bird on Friday, causing every single American of voting age to change their mind about whether the gesture is offensive or not.
FBI Director Christopher Wray noted that Duval County’s 4th grade students rank #1 in the nation in math, making it child’s play for them to hack the county’s voting machines.
The Sacramento Brie attempted to confirm the report, but did not get an immediately reply on Russia’s biggest messaging app.
In the crazy years, we must hold the newspaper of record accountable. The Sacramento Brie sent its investigative team to Syria to discover the true facts.
An investigation of the Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) by the FBI to determine who, if anyone, is above the law has found that only the FBI is above the law.
“I bought $300 worth of food and got a 50-cent per gallon discount,” said Sacramento resident Jorma Kaukonen, an elderly single woman who usually spends $50 a week on groceries.
James admitted that the NBA’s reputation has suffered a minor setback, but that 3 million new public portraits of himself have “helped all of us get through a difficult week.”
“LeBron knows we must never be afraid to do the wrong thing or to say the wrong thing or to even think the wrong thing,” said regional Party chief Chen Quanguo. “Friendly sports competition is so important to understand each other.”
Shadowy figures in the South African government’s mohair subsidy market have accused Donaldson of using ties to powerful American media men to influence the worldwide production of toupees.
“Frankly, it’s just easier this way,” Joe Biden said after news broke that Hunter was paid to serve on the Amtrak Board of Directors because he spent a lot of time on trains.
