Father’s Day: 7 things white dads can do to be an ally for kids, society, and the planet
This is literally the least we can do for you, and you need to be okay with that or we can just skip to #7. Happy Father’s Day.
California’s ‘Anti-Fascist Protection Rampart’ is almost complete!
“California will protect our humble public servants from radical authoritarians who forcibly suppress their opposition by controlling industry, commerce, and transportation,” said our virtuous Attorney General.
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UC student protest delivers burrito bowls to Gov. Brown, Chipotle announces recall of burrito bowls
“The reason we wish death on the governor is that so many students don’t even have enough to eat,” said Engorged California spokesman Hugh Mungous.
President Trump considering pardons for Roseanne and Barack
The pardon for Roseanne was floated after ABC rehired her for calling Dinesh D’Souza a “monkey’s uncle” and then fired her again when she said Martha Stewart was a “feckless cunt” who should be in prison.
Brooks: Fix ‘the strange failure of the educated elite’ by cloning Jefferson
Because do you know of anyone alive today who’s capable of building – as Brooks calls it – “moral systems that create harmony within people, harmony between people and harmony between people and their ultimate purpose”?
Roseanne opens Starbucks franchise after attending 4-hour racial bias training
ABC’s Channing Dungey, who fired Roseanne, said, “I used to buy Starbucks (Nasdaq: SBUX) once a day, but since the incident in Philadelphia I stop there twice a day. That’s how important racial equality is to me.”
Do liberals encourage parents to die of exposure in the desert?
“They’re not even counting the number of dead parents we encourage to come here,” said Sen. Ted Lieu (D-Malibu). “That’s not just a violation of human rights. It’s un-American and would shock Jesus.”
USC President excommunicated by Trojan Archbishop after Bohemian gynecology scandal
“We recognize the need for change and are committed to a stable transition. Now, if you will excuse me, I have an appointment at Bohemian Grove,” Caruso said after the excommunication.
