“I can’t quite believe it yet, but Mr. Hogg convinced a ragtag group of farmers that weapons of war like the AK-47 should not be in the hands of civilians,” said US special envoy Zalmay Khalilzad.
“This Socialism shit is better than anything, man,” said one Democrat voter. Another used hand signals to indicate how bummed he was that Bernie didn’t do some fentanyl with him and his crew.
“I’ve seen Carrey’s art. It reminds me of Charles. And not in a good way,” said a former LAPD detective.
The Sacramento Bee insulted CalEPA employees of color, saying rats are “infesting the courtyard” and the daycare is “crawling with vermin.”
Some focus group participants said the senator seemed harmless enough. Others said Sanders threatened them with dental tools if they didn’t tell him what he wanted to know.
“What this means is we won’t have to murder millions of Europeans again in this century to enact our commonsense agenda,” said U.K. Labour Party leader Jeremy Corbyn.
An eruption lasting more than 30 years could wipe out Iceland and the Arctic Circle if you don’t vote Democrat, scientists say.
“Voter ID is dangerous for planet Earth,” said Bernie Sanders, who also said Democracy requires extending the ban to plastic credit and debit cards.
Here are 150 things that Twitter users identified as racist in the last 24 hours.
If you do one calculation per second, you’d have to live for 6 billion years to match what the supercomputer Summit can do in one second. And Summit tells us men make the best moms.
“My official title is Climate Nazi, but it isn’t a climate thing at all,” said Chakrabarti. “It’s a final solution for our how-do-you-change-the-entire-means-of-production-thing.”
Did the CEO of prominent satire site “The Babylon Bee” really appear on FOX News?
