“We terminated Assad’s account for violating our coordinating harm policy,” Zuckerberg said, “but giving people voice, and bringing people together, is more important than ever in a modern fascist state like America.”
The U.S. Western Command is “investigating all possibilities, including that the Islamic State is working with the school district, the police, or the dissident parent group.”
Democrats know democracy dies in darkness, but we can’t save the planet unless we strip certain people of their right to do business even if millions do go without electricity for the next decade.
A draft proposal says “only the federal government can enforce the licensing requirements of individuals who routinely work from home with substances that are strictly controlled by the same government.”
Scientists admit they don’t know why menstruating men have fewer symptoms of ‘toxic masculinity’ with higher doses of the substance that makes men toxic in the first place.
Clinton gave Newsom a red button with the word “Reset” in an ancient language of Native Americans, but Russian asset Tulsi Gabbard noted that the word actually translates as “Overcharge.”
President Trump flipped the bird on Friday, causing every single American of voting age to change their mind about whether the gesture is offensive or not.
FBI Director Christopher Wray noted that Duval County’s 4th grade students rank #1 in the nation in math, making it child’s play for them to hack the county’s voting machines.