The mayor’s office released a statement saying it would be wise for us all to join with him, for only as a mighty army that is stronger together can we defeat this great evil.
A peer-reviewed study conducted by Vanna White has found that Democrat presidential candidate Joe Biden didn’t know anything, and doesn’t know when he didn’t know it.
“Joe has been marked safe,” said campaign chairman Jennifer O’Malley Dillon. “And I’m used to this kind of weirdness after chairing Beto’s failed campaign, so there’s no need to be alarmed.”
In a pivotal press conference today, President Trump blamed the COVID-19 virus on a viral Internet video that originated in the U.S., and the media immediately stopped blaming him for botching the COVID-19 response.
“Central planners of massive federal government cannot control foundation of where medical supplies and equipment come from,” de Blasio said on CNN’s “State of the Union of Socialist Republics” while wearing iron chains around his wrists.
Your mission is to build an elite disease disinformation team to push as many people as possible into panic and permanently weaken America. The first player to implement International Socialism wins.
A spokesman for China’s ministry of foreign affairs said if American newspapers want true Socialism, they must demand that Trump investigate and punish the journalists responsible for the insult.
“Data is transmitted to NORAD via the Geosynchronous Toilet Paper Tracking Satellite, or GitPits as the enlisted Space Force members have fondly named it,” said Master Chief Petty Officer of Space Force Kevin Davis.