Saint Colin prays with Occupy and firebombs a series of naval bases before being ensconced in a palatial home and preparing himself with spiritual rigor for his pitch to the Goddess Nike.
“There is a clear, but unexpected, pattern whereby admissions counselors are literally guaranteed to ignore high school students who say they are active white supremacists,” said the author.
Some students say the college rape culture experience is the best four years of their lives and should be freely available to everyone.
Armenian attorney demands Democrats stop saying “‘white privilege,” U.S. government cease using “Caucasian,” and “American liberals stop pretending people of Caucasus are not people of color.”
“I want to quote from a portion of Leviticus. ‘Treat the stranger among you, as if he were one of your own, for ye yourself were a stranger in the land of Egypt.’ Now get out there and boycott the shit out of In-N-Out Burger!”
Developing – A Hooters Air flight from Twig, Minnesota, to Intercourse, Pennsylvania, was forced to make an emergency landing in Spread Eagle, Wisconsin, by a woman claiming to have an “emotional support penis.”
“In hindsight, it was terrible public policy,” said one liberal bureaucrat. “But a police state might be the only way to save humanity from global warming and our own poor choices.”
A short pictorial essay of Jane Fonda’s recent trip to Syria, where she celebrated the passing of Senator John McCain by reenacting her famous 1972 photo shoot with Communist troops during the Vietnam War.
No one knows how much Imputed Income will be necessary to fund Healthcare for All, Preschool for All, Affordable Housing for All, or even Electric Vehicles for All. But that’s the beauty of it.
Our new “anchor university” concept will offer a bachelor’s pogrom in hospitality and tourism management led by Xicano Power activists. But wait. There’s more.
Polls in both countries find a majority of residents agree with Justice Ginsburg’s assessment that “if the people don’t care, the best constitution in the world won’t make any difference.”
Karl tweeted, “President Trump has raised a burning flag. I’m proud of my country for the first time.” Knoller was more pithy. “Burning flag back at full staff atop WH. Fuck yeah.”
