“Until now, CNN has aimed its promotion of fictional hate crimes to a narrow audience,” said Lemon. “That’s old school. Now we can take advantage of the pain and anger of racism in a way that no one has done before.”
The het-up crowd lost a few degrees of distemper as Sharpton began to murmur like Barry White giving birth to Rudyard Kipling.
The new company, Islamic SUV’s in Swindon (ISIS), expects to capture a growing segment of the European vehicle market.
A riot in the “Little Mogadishu” neighborhood of Minneapolis left six people dead after Rep. Ilhan Omar (D-MN) claimed her vagina had been “stolen by Republicans.”
“Republicans are determined to paint Democrats as out-of control, out-of-their minds socialists,” the mayor said. “But who in their right mind says that Socialism can’t work in America?”
Ms. Omar plays Maria, a lesbian imam working to liberalize a harsh and overly restrictive 21st century Austrian society by introducing the fulfilling and joyous alternative of Sharia Law.
California has so many plans to spend more money that actual government spending is at risk unless the state gets more money to spend on the plans, said Finance Director Keely Bosler.