By the year 2030, many video deepfakes will demand anti-human policies so absurd that everyone will believe the fakes are real Hollywood actors.
A source high on the Steinberg administration said the cartel leader was in Sacramento to provide intelligence about migrant border-crossing tactics in the El Centro and San Diego sectors.
“I wanted to show my support by letting Democrats buy the zero-cent penny so we can take their money and give it to people who have no money to spend,” said Alabama Gov. Kay Ivey.
“Climate change is such a serious problem that anyone who opposes mass suicide to save the planet could be charged with human rights violations,” said ICC spokesperson Ekstere Vimem.
“CAP is just a bunch of capitalist sellouts,” said the Editor in Chief. “I can’t believe Trump broke us and I’m learning to code.”
Anti-colonial activists protesting the Monroe Doctrine ripped down a statue of President James Monroe’s wife on Wednesday, according to officials in Los Angeles.
Biden punched back twice as hard. “Democrats had ya’ll in chains back then. I worked with segregationists, but I’d be happy to have Cory under me in the White House even if he doesn’t apologize.”