The pardon for Roseanne was floated after ABC rehired her for calling Dinesh D’Souza a “monkey’s uncle” and then fired her again when she said Martha Stewart was a “feckless cunt” who should be in prison.
Because do you know of anyone alive today who’s capable of building – as Brooks calls it – “moral systems that create harmony within people, harmony between people and harmony between people and their ultimate purpose”?
ABC’s Channing Dungey, who fired Roseanne, said, “I used to buy Starbucks (Nasdaq: SBUX) once a day, but since the incident in Philadelphia I stop there twice a day. That’s how important racial equality is to me.”
“They’re not even counting the number of dead parents we encourage to come here,” said Sen. Ted Lieu (D-Malibu). “That’s not just a violation of human rights. It’s un-American and would shock Jesus.”
“We recognize the need for change and are committed to a stable transition. Now, if you will excuse me, I have an appointment at Bohemian Grove,” Caruso said after the excommunication.
The new slogan comes after Phillips admitted that “crude and callous law enforcement culture” caused him to laugh out loud at a blatantly racist email in 2016 and then sell his soul to George Soros when no one noticed.
“All I do is think of Donald Trump, Uber, guns, and the NRA, and all I want to do is punch them all in the face,” he said. “You got a problem with that?”