Cascadia 2020: If White Supremacists don't kill you, the biggest underwater earthquake in American history will
Attention PNW: Don’t let your children be enslaved by Nazis or drowned by a massive tsunami. Don’t be left behind. Leave today.
California cost for no bullet train rises by additional $1.3 billion
“I canceled the plan in 2017 because a $43 billion cost increase was too expensive, but today I’m announcing no bullet train at all will cost $80.3 billion and will be ready in 13 years,” said the governor.
Democrats prefer meteor strike to Trump, Warren tells primary voters 'I have a plan for that'
“If Medicare for All hits, the crater would be about 125 miles across,” according to a NASA press release. “The initial explosion would instantly kill 75% of doctors within a 500-mile radius.”
U.S. news media arms TV trucks with bleach, sprays entire cities to stop spread of information
American media oligarchs are preparing cities and towns across the country for the Democratic Primaries by outfitting TV trucks with massive bleach sprayers to eliminate any source of illicit information.
U.S. Senate candidate says 'People's Execution' campaign logo not to be taken literally
“It’s an image which calls to mind what people have done for revolution before, symbolizing revolt by low- and middle-income people,” Mankid said. “I don’t literally want mass graves in Massachusetts.”
Constable Joe Biden confronts lying dog-faced pony soldier in New Hampshire
The candidate was responding to a woman who asked, “You don’t carry the white man’s burden, so how do you explain your 4th place finish in Iowa behind a gay man, a Communist, and a Native American woman?”
Bernie prepares Financial Justice Warriors to proudly support a millionaire for president
“Fairness is what it means to be a Socialist, and you should proudly vote for anyone on this stage except billionaires using their ill-gotten gains to run for president,” Sanders said at Friday’s debate.
