Under the new name, Comey Island will rebuild its reputation as a unique purveyor of American mass culture in the traditions of P.T. Barnum, burlesque, circus sideshows, vaudeville, and yellow journalism.
The Brie’s editors promise to let Meph’s flame burn bright for our readers while keeping the lighter fuel from leaking.
“It also appears that the adverb frequency inadvertently occurs in alphabetical order. We’re still trying to figure out how that happened.”
Thank Gaia and Allah other people are paying for me, or Janet Napolitano would already be the victim of culturally appropriate torture.
Survivors formed a human peace sign on the beach after half their town’s residents died of a pre-existing condition.
If the new tax plan doesn’t actually fix California’s roads, Caltrans is hiring a more diverse workforce to distract drivers from that realization.
Science must remain under the firm control of the Junta until free inquiry can be reestablished.