NBC News, MSNBC and Telemundo — which are hosting the event — sent reporters to the address provided by the firm and found an empty lot.
“We all knew Kim Jong Un had requested famous basketball players to normalize relations between the two countries,” Curry said. “But frankly, I thought it would be Dennis Rodman.”
The country is also leaving the Commonwealth because Queen Elizabeth II descends from the German House of Saxe-Coburg and Gotha, and 74% of Kiwis are of European ancestry.
None of the parties have accepted the election results, a deadlock that everyone blames on the “meddling Communist from Vermont.”
Rep. Rashida Tlaib (D-MI) praised the decision, saying the world would finally “stop dehumanizing our Palestinian people.”
“This is yet another example of Sacramento’s comprehensive, intentional actions that will increase diversity and equity in the city’s economy,” said Chan. “If people stop dining out we’ll just tax them at home, too.”
The former “president for everybody” said that “Republicans can get on the bus at the corner of Obama and MLK, but they’ll have to ride in the back.”