The amount of energy wasted by automobile headlights would be dramatically reduced under new Democrat legislation.
The circumstances of the case are worthy of American’s finest news source, The Onion, but The Brie has the scoop.
One does not simply revoke the high ground from an activist without expecting a penalty. We politely suggest that you hire more armed security guards.
“I protected our democracy from a politically-motivated witch hunt,” said Becerra. “But I have to give all props to Hillary Clinton. It wouldn’t have been possible without her trailblazing efforts in digital transparency.”
Whether these killer storms and the looting were caused by global warming deniers or climate change deniers, what difference at this point does it make?
Is this a sustainable pattern? Not in a million fucking years. But I highly recommend it. Because when you damage yourself like this enough times, all you can do is vote for Democrats. And that’s good for America.
“We tried nonviolence,” said UC President Napolitano. “Marxist students at Evergreen really opened my eyes to the possibilities of violent suppression of imperialists.”