New ‘hate silence’ laws jail employees for not speaking
“If we’re ever going to silence hate speech in this country, we need some way of incriminating people who refuse to say things we like,” said NYC Mayor Bill De Blasio.
Leftists demand another failed boycott of most polite restaurant workers in America
“When evil Christian restaurant owners force their workers to serve healthy food and be nice to people, we have to act,” said third-wave feminist Lovechild Vaginica.
Bernie Sanders crushes ‘wage slave’ revolt by impoverished union field workers
“This campaign isn’t a democracy,” said Sanders’ CFO Yuri Larin. “It’s impossible to finish off capitalism without having finished off social democracy in the working-class movement.”
‘Manhole’ now illegal, genderless workers demand hygiene upgrade in city sewers
Women won’t work in the sewers because they’re too cold and filthy. A new plan would add adjustable thermostats and hot showers in key underground areas.
Elizabeth Warren: Worker in ‘gig economy’ is 3/5 of a person, but ‘I have a plan for that’
“Once we force gig workers to join a union, clock in at 8 a.m. and take their breaks on schedule, they won’t feel like wage slaves anymore,” Warren said.
IKEA closing U.S. factory, ‘workers can’t figure out how to make our furniture’
Educational conditions under Common Core do not allow the plant to continue, but IKEA will do everything it can to help workers find less logical work.
Marxists seize means of production at American Roofing Company, Inc.
The Roofing Collective will still honor the warranty of any roof installed by the previous owners, but if they can’t their working class customers will understand.
