“The world looks to America for the values that unite us,” said Biden. “If we assert commonsense leadership, we can bring back the 12th Imam and ensure peace in our time.”
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“We’re fighting the enemy on the International Front, the Industrial Front, the Political Front, and the Personal Front,” said hopeful Supreme Leader Warren. “But today we open the Military Front.”
Waleed Shahid of Justice Democrats says India needs to lighten up. “Cow genocide is third on our list. The first two goals are net-zero farting cows, and that cows be milked only with their express verbal consent.”
Sen. Bernie Sanders (D-VT) enlists Ben Shapiro as SecDef and says “we begin bombing coal plants in China and India 10 minutes after the inauguration.”
“If the Eagle at the top of the Tree of the Great Peace sees in the distance any danger threatening these principles, he will at once warn the people of the Nation,” said Warren.
Armenian attorney demands Democrats stop saying “‘white privilege,” U.S. government cease using “Caucasian,” and “American liberals stop pretending people of Caucasus are not people of color.”