Waleed Shahid of Justice Democrats says India needs to lighten up. “Cow genocide is third on our list. The first two goals are net-zero farting cows, and that cows be milked only with their express verbal consent.”
Sen. Bernie Sanders (D-VT) enlists Ben Shapiro as SecDef and says “we begin bombing coal plants in China and India 10 minutes after the inauguration.”
“If the Eagle at the top of the Tree of the Great Peace sees in the distance any danger threatening these principles, he will at once warn the people of the Nation,” said Warren.
Armenian attorney demands Democrats stop saying “‘white privilege,” U.S. government cease using “Caucasian,” and “American liberals stop pretending people of Caucasus are not people of color.”
A short pictorial essay of Jane Fonda’s recent trip to Syria, where she celebrated the passing of Senator John McCain by reenacting her famous 1972 photo shoot with Communist troops during the Vietnam War.
The shelling has stopped. Fresh graves still mark the police action people are calling the Tax Cut Massacre, but the threat of cholera has receded.
“We needed to do something about gun safety,” said the former governor from an undisclosed location. “We just didn’t expect a coup.”