Maj. Gen. Timothy P. Williams, Adjutant General of the Virginia Guard, said his his forces have “laid siege to the courthouse” and the ladies may be using grandsons as human shields.
The Party almost nominated Biden after he recalled facing down razor-toting gang members. His gravitas has only grown since he threatened to kick Putin out of Ukraine armed only with a 6-foot length of chain.
The U.S. Western Command is “investigating all possibilities, including that the Islamic State is working with the school district, the police, or the dissident parent group.”
The procedure was carried out quickly by Jeong herself with a pair of high-quality castration pliers under the supervision of her colleagues on the Editorial Board.
“I’ve seen Carrey’s art. It reminds me of Charles. And not in a good way,” said a former LAPD detective.
“We’re very much in favor of death with dignity,” said the ACLU. “But we can’t allow people to be vaporized in the public right-of-way unless the euthanasia robot gets their affirmative consent.”
BREAKING: Leaders of anti-Trump Resistance cells are urging the public to protest the ineffectual Mueller Report by taking part in “Helplessly Set Yourself on Fire Day.”