“It’s an image which calls to mind what people have done for revolution before, symbolizing revolt by low- and middle-income people,” Mankid said. “I don’t literally want mass graves in Massachusetts.”
“A YouTube video from the known anonymous extremist who goes by ‘PolitiZoid’ is a clear and present danger to the impeachment community,” said House Speaker Nancy Pelosi.
“In Virginia, the people only possess rights that the General Assembly expressly grants to them,” said Gov. Northam. “I must now be disagreeable and call out the National Guard.”
“She threatened to put world leaders in front of a firing squad,” said an INTERPOL source. “The fact that she disappeared in the former Soviet bloc has not escaped us.”
Maj. Gen. Timothy P. Williams, Adjutant General of the Virginia Guard, said his his forces have “laid siege to the courthouse” and the ladies may be using grandsons as human shields.
The Party almost nominated Biden after he recalled facing down razor-toting gang members. His gravitas has only grown since he threatened to kick Putin out of Ukraine armed only with a 6-foot length of chain.
The U.S. Western Command is “investigating all possibilities, including that the Islamic State is working with the school district, the police, or the dissident parent group.”