“I’ve seen Carrey’s art. It reminds me of Charles. And not in a good way,” said a former LAPD detective.
“We’re very much in favor of death with dignity,” said the ACLU. “But we can’t allow people to be vaporized in the public right-of-way unless the euthanasia robot gets their affirmative consent.”
BREAKING: Leaders of anti-Trump Resistance cells are urging the public to protest the ineffectual Mueller Report by taking part in “Helplessly Set Yourself on Fire Day.”
Ardern wore a mitre in solidarity with the Pope. And thousands gathered at churches in other cities, with many non-Christians wearing traditional religious clothing from the Bible.
“I’m the government, and I’m here to help our 680,000 El Salvadoran immigrants who export up to $500 million a month to their home country,” Newsom said as pallets of cash were loaded into a Cal Guard C-130 at Travis Air Force Base.
Sacramento Mayor Darrell Steinberg said “keeping police out of black communities where they don’t belong would go a long way toward ending white privilege.”
“If Stephon Clark had been at home reading to his two children, he wouldn’t be dead right now,” said Wilma Goodall, a stay-at-home mom.