“This land is your land, this land is my land, and legal precedent says I may not have the human right to live on the sidewalk and shout violent obscenities as a Senator, but I do as a homeless person,” Schumer said.
Schumer [stabbing Gorsuch in the neck]. “Hark, my blade is taken out of context, for this perceived threat was but a warning to Republican senators!”
“Back in the 70s we threatened to kill 25 million class enemies if they refused to be re-educated,” Garamendi said. “But there’s not a single Democrat in Congress that wants just a few million to be sick before the election.”
“It’s an image which calls to mind what people have done for revolution before, symbolizing revolt by low- and middle-income people,” Mankid said. “I don’t literally want mass graves in Massachusetts.”
“A YouTube video from the known anonymous extremist who goes by ‘PolitiZoid’ is a clear and present danger to the impeachment community,” said House Speaker Nancy Pelosi.
“In Virginia, the people only possess rights that the General Assembly expressly grants to them,” said Gov. Northam. “I must now be disagreeable and call out the National Guard.”
“She threatened to put world leaders in front of a firing squad,” said an INTERPOL source. “The fact that she disappeared in the former Soviet bloc has not escaped us.”