The U.S. Western Command is “investigating all possibilities, including that the Islamic State is working with the school district, the police, or the dissident parent group.”
The procedure was carried out quickly by Jeong herself with a pair of high-quality castration pliers under the supervision of her colleagues on the Editorial Board.
“I’ve seen Carrey’s art. It reminds me of Charles. And not in a good way,” said a former LAPD detective.
“We’re very much in favor of death with dignity,” said the ACLU. “But we can’t allow people to be vaporized in the public right-of-way unless the euthanasia robot gets their affirmative consent.”
BREAKING: Leaders of anti-Trump Resistance cells are urging the public to protest the ineffectual Mueller Report by taking part in “Helplessly Set Yourself on Fire Day.”
Ardern wore a mitre in solidarity with the Pope. And thousands gathered at churches in other cities, with many non-Christians wearing traditional religious clothing from the Bible.
“I’m the government, and I’m here to help our 680,000 El Salvadoran immigrants who export up to $500 million a month to their home country,” Newsom said as pallets of cash were loaded into a Cal Guard C-130 at Travis Air Force Base.