“Central planners of massive federal government cannot control foundation of where medical supplies and equipment come from,” de Blasio said on CNN’s “State of the Union of Socialist Republics” while wearing iron chains around his wrists.
“Data is transmitted to NORAD via the Geosynchronous Toilet Paper Tracking Satellite, or GitPits as the enlisted Space Force members have fondly named it,” said Master Chief Petty Officer of Space Force Kevin Davis.
Mexico’s deputy health minister said “millions of people with infectious diseases” have been sent to America, but we “must prevent the possible flow of coronavirus from the north to the south.”
“Young, healthy people can expect to recover fully and quickly if they should get the virus,” Trump said. “That’s why three amphibious landings of American teenagers will break through to the beleaguered Italians.”
Sanders says what Barack Obama says, that Communist countries have made more progress on healthcare, literacy, poverty, transportation, and ballet than any country in history, and that America should rebuild the Berlin Wall.
“Those RV’s were dumping 30- to 40-, 50-gallons of raw sewage right onto the beach,” said Malibu councilmember Jefferson Wagner. “So we appreciate the Markles for stepping up.”
“With GPS, we can track a $20 bill from the Assembly Committee on Budget to the pocket of a homeless drug addict defecating in a potted plant,” said Assemblyman David Chiu of San Francisco.