“It definitely was not LeBron’s intent to hurt anybody,” said Tamika Mallory. “It is a compliment to say slave-owning Jews hold all the wealth, and anyone who doesn’t understand that is a racist, especially that termite Zuckerberg.”
Saint Colin prays with Occupy and firebombs a series of naval bases before being ensconced in a palatial home and preparing himself with spiritual rigor for his pitch to the Goddess Nike.
Leaders of the affected European nations all said “no comment.”
“Highly-paid national leaders of The Resistance who have vaginas between their legs can’t even fly American without crying and getting nationwide press attention,” said Jackson.
Coach: “I have no idea how our wide receivers are going to run their routes. Although maybe it will help them keep one foot inbounds. This is a real game changer.”
“Sacramento is proving once again our indomitable spirit as a city that delivers. We’re also cautiously suggesting that rich white men are good for something.” – Mayor Steinberg.
Sacramento Kings also interested. “There are plenty of cheap hotels nearby where a business like this could really do well,” said Mayor Steinberg’s office.