“I still don’t think trans athletes are a threat,” Warren said after regaining consciousness. “I just wish he’d been taking a lower dose of testosterone.”
Instead of chicken wings or pizza, Al Gore said his favorite Superbowl food is the world’s biggest arachnid — the goliath bird-eating spider — breaded and deep fried.
Former U.S. Secretary of State Hillary Clinton said in a statement that the West “should continue to deport women who criticize the hijab until they learn just how empowering it is.”
“National Socialist Yoga is 90 percent mental and the other half is physical,” said yogi Moberra Sese Seko, a black White Supremacist and early adopter of Bay Area Fascism.
Sports apparel powerhouse Nike has announced a new football cleat designed to help Colin Kaepernick get a job.
The 62-year-old Burton, who wore a “Colin Kaepernick” t-shirt to the signing ceremony, was added to the Falcons roster as third-string QB behind Matt Schaub.
“The president intimidated the NFL into offering the league’s best quarterback an illegitimate workout as a publicity stunt,” said the Intelligence chairman.