Former U.S. Secretary of State Hillary Clinton said in a statement that the West “should continue to deport women who criticize the hijab until they learn just how empowering it is.”
“National Socialist Yoga is 90 percent mental and the other half is physical,” said yogi Moberra Sese Seko, a black White Supremacist and early adopter of Bay Area Fascism.
Sports apparel powerhouse Nike has announced a new football cleat designed to help Colin Kaepernick get a job.
The 62-year-old Burton, who wore a “Colin Kaepernick” t-shirt to the signing ceremony, was added to the Falcons roster as third-string QB behind Matt Schaub.
“The president intimidated the NFL into offering the league’s best quarterback an illegitimate workout as a publicity stunt,” said the Intelligence chairman.
“I bought $300 worth of food and got a 50-cent per gallon discount,” said Sacramento resident Jorma Kaukonen, an elderly single woman who usually spends $50 a week on groceries.
James admitted that the NBA’s reputation has suffered a minor setback, but that 3 million new public portraits of himself have “helped all of us get through a difficult week.”