Photo of Bernie’s ‘summer cabin’ emerges after Bloomberg targets ‘Socialist with 3 houses’
A photograph of Bernie Sanders relaxing in his “summer cabin” was released by the Bloomberg campaign after tonight’s Democrat debate in Las Vegas.
U.S. news media arms TV trucks with bleach, sprays entire cities to stop spread of information
American media oligarchs are preparing cities and towns across the country for the Democratic Primaries by outfitting TV trucks with massive bleach sprayers to eliminate any source of illicit information.
Bernie prepares Financial Justice Warriors to proudly support a millionaire for president
“Fairness is what it means to be a Socialist, and you should proudly vote for anyone on this stage except billionaires using their ill-gotten gains to run for president,” Sanders said at Friday’s debate.
Bernie Sanders campaign denies Communist staffers sabotaged Iowa caucuses
Communist staffers for the Sanders campaign said they’re still in favor of American gulags, re-education camps, burning cities, and murdering people who resist, but would never sabotage elections to achieve their goals.
Bernie: Communist Youth League to pick Secretary of Defense
After Elizabeth Warren said a 9-year-old transgender boy will pick her Secretary of Education, Bernie Sanders announced the Communist Youth League will pick his Secretary of Defense.
Outrage: News agency crops climate activist out of Davos photo with Greta Thunberg
“I am sad because world wants me erased from history of climate movement.” said the former dictator who has turned his managerial talents to organizing climate activists.
Bernie Sanders collapses from effort to prove he’s not a bigger liar than Pocahontas
“I’m not surprised Bernie collapsed,” said his campaign manager. “It’s hard enough for Americans to believe you’re an honest Socialist, and then your focus group says Warren is more authentic.”
