The mayor’s office released a statement saying it would be wise for us all to join with him, for only as a mighty army that is stronger together can we defeat this great evil.
“Central planners of massive federal government cannot control foundation of where medical supplies and equipment come from,” de Blasio said on CNN’s “State of the Union of Socialist Republics” while wearing iron chains around his wrists.
Your mission is to build an elite disease disinformation team to push as many people as possible into panic and permanently weaken America. The first player to implement International Socialism wins.
A spokesman for China’s ministry of foreign affairs said if American newspapers want true Socialism, they must demand that Trump investigate and punish the journalists responsible for the insult.
“Gender is a social construct, but you’re trapped in the wrong gender,” said the nurse. I felt her empathy from behind three inches of polycarbonate. “And you requested a penis but all we have in stock are vaginas.”
Sanders says what Barack Obama says, that Communist countries have made more progress on healthcare, literacy, poverty, transportation, and ballet than any country in history, and that America should rebuild the Berlin Wall.
International Socialist members of the Sanders campaign have been ordered to wear N95-rated masks as a symbol of solidarity, and ask voters “Have You Eaten Your Kimchi Today?” as they travel throughout America.