Experts: Transgender stigma is so severe we must eliminate mental health treatment, but gamers are not stigmatized enough and should expect increased attention from mental health professionals.
Original instructions for the sex lair, dating from 1971, were discovered two years ago and still do not conform to non-conforming language confirmed as conformed by the EEOC.
“The number of female nudes available for men to gaze at in public spaces is still astonishingly high,” said another Girl who has been protesting anonymously since the beginning. “It’s like our 35-year effort has been for nothing.”
Construction of a fertility grotto has been suspended until the Yale women’s community can figure out what to do with the giant phallus.
The het-up crowd lost a few degrees of distemper as Sharpton began to murmur like Barry White giving birth to Rudyard Kipling.
A riot in the “Little Mogadishu” neighborhood of Minneapolis left six people dead after Rep. Ilhan Omar (D-MN) claimed her vagina had been “stolen by Republicans.”
“Due to your sudden refusal to provide a government airplane for the Democratic majority’s seven-day excursion … we will be running train instead,” wrote the Speaker.