“Unlike privileged white porn workers, brown undocumented porn workers already know how to safely operate industrial sex machines,” said Cristina Garcia (D-Bell Gardens).
Firm decisions about sex and gender have not yet been made for the characters because lawyers are not sure they can legally make such assignments for fictional people.
Scientists admit they don’t know why menstruating men have fewer symptoms of ‘toxic masculinity’ with higher doses of the substance that makes men toxic in the first place.
“If just one dad at their most vulnerable can take that last piece of clothing off without shaming their neighbor’s kids, then that serves our purpose,” said Sesame Workshop.
A source close to the Biden camp said negotiations are underway with CNN to get Brian Stelter’s staff of fluffers as a campaign donation.
“Ms. Almánzar, previously arrested for assault and reckless endangerment, told an infirm senior citizen that she was filming a political campaign video,” the U.S. Attorney allegedly said.
“I wish we’d thought of enlisting a fascist dictator,” said one Guerrilla Girl. “It’s like our 35-year effort has been for nothing.”