The hard work of ending toxic masculinity may never be done, but HBO is having a go with a new explicit TV series featuring up to 60 erect male human penises per episode.
“Aztlan will continue to honor the old gods and the new by protecting a woman’s right to abortion even if she has no uterus,” says an executive proclamation.
“They lured us into a seminar on ‘government ethics’ and the next thing I know I’m waking up in the hospital,” said one city official who was found unconscious on the floor of the local resort.
The giant asshole remains open to Democrat voters in the 2020 presidential campaign because his staff “never allowed [his] shortcomings to get in the way.”
“A man needs an opinion about a woman’s uterus like a fish needs a bicycle,” said male feminist protester Auden Finch. “I’m outraged on behalf of all women.”
Tom Perez apologized profusely and promised that Joe Biden would be the next candidate to kiss Lil Milquetoast, followed by Senators Kamala Harris and Elizabeth Warren.
The Islamic Republic of Iran has announced a deal with the Trump Administration that allows Alyssa Milano’s line of “Purity” rings to be excluded from economic sanctions.