The Sustainability Director was fired when he posted on Twitter that his Energy Star dishwasher and Green Seal certified leaf blower both failed on the same day and that USDA Organic doesn’t guarantee anything is organic.
Criminologist Dr. Kimya N. Dennis is leading the interdisciplinary project to identify all scientific books ever written and eliminate most of those written by white people.
“The only way to save Progressivism,” says the voice from inside a vacuum chamber three stories tall, “is to entirely abandon Euclidean reality, even at the political level.”
Just throw a box, CD, business card, cardboard tube, tape, scissors, and a pen into your mom’s clothes dryer for 15 minutes and whatever comes out is an impeachment detector!
Mayo Clinic executives say they would rather die of starvation than change the name to honor Chairman Mao.
In a major technology coup, Gov. Gavin Newsom has licensed the legendary accounting software VisiCalc to upgrade the state’s $1 billion Financial Information System.
Serenity Foster remembers the day she was admitted. Nov. 8, 2017. Smoking weed all day, she eagerly anticipated “Scream Helplessly at the Sky” on Boston Commons.
