“Not a single Senator escaped the gravity of the moment,” said Fox News Sunday’s Chris Wallace, while House Speaker Nancy Pelosi said she’s confident God wants her to continue without the Senate.
A decade after being convinced the disorder of the world could be transcended with smart power, journalists staged a “die in” at the company’s printing plant.
“National Socialist Yoga is 90 percent mental and the other half is physical,” said yogi Moberra Sese Seko, a black White Supremacist and early adopter of Bay Area Fascism.
The Good Old Samaritan Party said the Son of Man never offered or withheld military aid, but did meet with Zealots, prostitutes, and tax collectors without any quid pro quo.
Planned Parenthood is “upset that Christopher Columbus didn’t do it” but also “pleased that the myth of ritual child sacrifices can finally be blamed on climate change.”
The truth of his floundering campaign was difficult to accept, but what drove him to psychotherapy livestreaming was the realization that Americans don’t want to get rid of guns or churches.
Former president Barack Obama has glimpsed the Apocalypse threatened by “cancel culture” and is setting up a campaign to run for Office of First Horseman.