Obama spokeswoman Katie Hill said “his memoir contains disinformation clearly designed to suppress turnout among minority voters” and “any Democrat who owns a copy should immediately burn it in their backyard.”
“I am sorry for the harm I have caused,” Warren said in a written 12-page peace treaty that proposed an Indian Peace Commission, closely conformed to the Chicago Manual of Style, and was fully documented with 88 footnotes.
Criminologist Dr. Kimya N. Dennis is leading the interdisciplinary project to identify all scientific books ever written and eliminate most of those written by white people.
“I don’t care about the massive destruction to our credibility,” CEO Zucker reportedly said. “I’d pay any price to get Sandmann on camera with Sharpton for 30 minutes.”
Language in the electrical code is largely perceived as violence or hate speech. Democrat legislation would mandate new wiring standards that use inclusive pastels instead of harsh racist colors.
“The ******* sensors reached the lowest ******* temperatures ever ******* recorded when Toler was fired,” said Screwtape. “You probably call that a miracle.”
When police contacted Mr. Cummings about the video, he said, “That’s not me. That’s Congressman John Lewis.”
