How to be not a racist in 2020
You probably think you know how not to be a racist. You’re probably wrong.
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Anti-colonial protesters tear down statue of President James Monroe’s wife
Anti-colonial activists protesting the Monroe Doctrine ripped down a statue of President James Monroe’s wife on Wednesday, according to officials in Los Angeles.
Booker slams ‘segregationist’ Biden, demands VP slot when primary is over
Biden punched back twice as hard. “Democrats had ya’ll in chains back then. I worked with segregationists, but I’d be happy to have Cory under me in the White House even if he doesn’t apologize.”
National Spelling Bee abruptly ends when judges remember English is a racist language
“I’m really embarrassed,” said one judge. “I’ve repeatedly assured my friends English is both racist and too hard for people of color to learn, but seven of our eight winners this year are brown children.”
Obama in Berlin: ‘We are not all racists now’
Sensing a shift in the zeitgeist, Newsweek updated its iconic 2009 magazine cover with a new hot take: “We Are Not All Racists Now.”
Joe Biden on Final Four bracket: ‘Basketball invented by a bunch of white guys’
Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi excused Biden’s rant. “What else can we expect from the Vice President when Syracuse only made it to the round of 64 this year?”
Self-driving car kills ‘too black’ actor who’s ‘not black enough’ for movie role
Researchers responsible for the robot driving systems have hired lawyers and crisis-management consultants in anticipation of social justice protests.
