“LeBron knows we must never be afraid to do the wrong thing or to say the wrong thing or to even think the wrong thing,” said regional Party chief Chen Quanguo. “Friendly sports competition is so important to understand each other.”
Shadowy figures in the South African government’s mohair subsidy market have accused Donaldson of using ties to powerful American media men to influence the worldwide production of toupees.
“Frankly, it’s just easier this way,” Joe Biden said after news broke that Hunter was paid to serve on the Amtrak Board of Directors because he spent a lot of time on trains.
The NBA says it will force vendors to hawk menstrual products to fans of all genders as a way of saving face in the geopolitical firestorm it ignited by groveling for Communist Party dollars.
Gov. Gavin Newsom said he was “outraged” at the Mongolian pilot’s decision to land in North Korea, but admitted that passengers were better off than they would be in San Francisco.
Faced with the President’s refusal to cooperate with the impeachment probe, Democrats will extradite Trump to China so he can be tried in a fair and neutral Communist Party-controlled court.
O’Rourke asked to be impeached when he found out Trump raised more money in 24 hours than his own campaign did in the entire second quarter.