“A YouTube video from the known anonymous extremist who goes by ‘PolitiZoid’ is a clear and present danger to the impeachment community,” said House Speaker Nancy Pelosi.
“What, like a fern?” Clinton responded. “Russia has three distinct climate regions. Tulsi should be happy I didn’t call her a Dagestanian Spleenwort.”
Thunberg arrived in Davos, Switzerland, by sailboat after discovering a southern route to the landlocked country from Sweden.
“My dad may be leading in the polls, but Bernie is the only candidate who can make Venezuela great again,” Mr. Biden said at a Sanders rally in Caracas.
“Not a single Senator escaped the gravity of the moment,” said Fox News Sunday’s Chris Wallace, while House Speaker Nancy Pelosi said she’s confident God wants her to continue without the Senate.
“The only way to save Progressivism,” says the voice from inside a vacuum chamber three stories tall, “is to entirely abandon Euclidean reality, even at the political level.”
Experts say Iran’s donation is legal under international law because the fake Trump head was delivered by a Middle East proxy working for former Obama administration Secretary of State John Kerry.