Ms. Omar plays Maria, a lesbian imam working to liberalize a harsh and overly restrictive 21st century Austrian society by introducing the fulfilling and joyous alternative of Sharia Law.
Elizabeth Warren is resisting the group’s identification with Motown, saying disco is more multicultural. “We should be paying tribute to the Village People.”
Northam’s advisors held focus groups to see if he had enough support to continue as governor, according to several people, and opinions of constituents were more positive when he identified as a woman of color.
Justice Ginsburg said she drafted the new Constitution of the American Republic of Islam from her hospital bed in less than a week.
“Due to your sudden refusal to provide a government airplane for the Democratic majority’s seven-day excursion … we will be running train instead,” wrote the Speaker.
The repatriation contract offered to Smokey and Woodsy stipulates they must freely and publicly admit — in perpetuity, with no royalties — that “Only Massive Government Spending Can Stop Climate-Caused Wildfires.”
“If the Eagle at the top of the Tree of the Great Peace sees in the distance any danger threatening these principles, he will at once warn the people of the Nation,” said Warren.