That boy scout didn’t have a chance. His fate was sealed before he got off a commercial airliner in Baghdad to bring the scouting ethic to the war-torn country of Iraq.
“We expect President Trump to sign the registry into law or be acknowledged as a leader who doesn’t care about his people,” said Nancy Pelosi. “We stand with the Ayatollah.”
“If true, a nuclear-armed flying horse of indeterminate gender puts all Americans at risk of nuclear conflagration,” said NBC’s Chuck Todd.
After thousands of mourners marched in a Baghdad funeral, U.S. Rep. Ilhan Omar suggested retaliation against whatever Islamic sect she disagrees with.
“Mr. Khamenei is perfect because he’s a Twelver, we’re playing 12 dates, and I feel this deep need to apologize to Iran for the spontaneous protest of the American embassy in Baghdad,” Taylor said.
A new photo out of Iran shows that Revolutionary Guard leaders and staff are despondent after their failed attack on the American embassy in Baghdad.
Yesterday’s “spontaneous protest” outside the American embassy in Baghdad had “nothing to do with Iran and absolutely nothing to do with Benghazi,” said newly-appointed Quds Force commander Hillary Clinton.