The “Shakira UNHH” massager has no Amazon description because none is necessary, but buyers say the the product is advertised as 8.7” but is only 6” long out of the box.
The 62-year-old Burton, who wore a “Colin Kaepernick” t-shirt to the signing ceremony, was added to the Falcons roster as third-string QB behind Matt Schaub.
Saint Colin prays with Occupy and firebombs a series of naval bases before being ensconced in a palatial home and preparing himself with spiritual rigor for his pitch to the Goddess Nike.
The ship was caught in hurricane force winds with the racist name of “El Niño” so we began to throw NFL players overboard.
Sacramento Kings also interested. “There are plenty of cheap hotels nearby where a business like this could really do well,” said Mayor Steinberg’s office.