Levar Burton gets QB slot as Kaepernick workout misfires
The 62-year-old Burton, who wore a “Colin Kaepernick” t-shirt to the signing ceremony, was added to the Falcons roster as third-string QB behind Matt Schaub.
Saint Colin continues his quest to preach truth to the powerful Goddess Nike
Saint Colin prays with Occupy and firebombs a series of naval bases before being ensconced in a palatial home and preparing himself with spiritual rigor for his pitch to the Goddess Nike.
Colin Kaepernick shipwrecked on Alcatraz, bitten by viper, survives
The ship was caught in hurricane force winds with the racist name of “El Niño” so we began to throw NFL players overboard.
Bengals ink NFL brothel deal with Browns
Sacramento Kings also interested. “There are plenty of cheap hotels nearby where a business like this could really do well,” said Mayor Steinberg’s office.
