In a pivotal press conference today, President Trump blamed the COVID-19 virus on a viral Internet video that originated in the U.S., and the media immediately stopped blaming him for botching the COVID-19 response.
In the billiard room, Van Dyke noted that “Bernie would have let Stalin take the entire city of Berlin if he’d been President in 1945, and I don’t understand why people of my generation aren’t voting for him.”
“If faced with allowing sexism against women or allowing the existence of Communist prison camps, Democratic Socialists choose prison camps,” said a national co-chair of the Sanders campaign.
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“Twitter is risking harsh sanctions for fake, false, and defamatory tweets alleging that many of our members believed the Steele Dossier was real,” said Adam Schiff.