“Unlike privileged white porn workers, brown undocumented porn workers already know how to safely operate industrial sex machines,” said Cristina Garcia (D-Bell Gardens).
Gwyneth Paltrow and Erykah Badu have vagina-scented products, but The Squad will offer the public free reproductions of their Congressional bills, perfumed with each legislator’s unique essence.
“If we’re ever going to silence hate speech in this country, we need some way of incriminating people who refuse to say things we like,” said NYC Mayor Bill De Blasio.
Men who have either no penis or a replica will be allowed to keep their weapons under a grandfather clause.
“Who wants to live in the Mission surrounded by homeless people when I can be surrounded by homeless people in Turlock for much less?”
The senator, who still does not know the true identities of his closest relatives, recently visited Genentech in Vacaville with hair samples of his wife and children.