The country is also leaving the Commonwealth because Queen Elizabeth II descends from the German House of Saxe-Coburg and Gotha, and 74% of Kiwis are of European ancestry.
Experts say the decision could cause Mexico serious economic damage — not because there are many dialects of Nahuatl, but because “some of those dialects are mutually unintelligible.”
The switch was announced when it became clear that the “natural evolution” of French wasn’t happening fast enough and millions of Muslim immigrants demanded a more feminist language.
My new apartheid-free language, derived from the ancient mother continent, can build a new separate but equal California. A language I call “Afrikaan.”
“It also appears that the adverb frequency inadvertently occurs in alphabetical order. We’re still trying to figure out how that happened.”