“CAP is just a bunch of capitalist sellouts,” said the Editor in Chief. “I can’t believe Trump broke us and I’m learning to code.”
“A man needs an opinion about a woman’s uterus like a fish needs a bicycle,” said male feminist protester Auden Finch. “I’m outraged on behalf of all women.”
McClatchy CEO said “use of ‘scare quotes’ hasn’t risen above 37 percent since the AP Stylebook ordered every editor to use ‘undocumented’ instead of ‘illegal.'”
HuffPo Deputy Opinion Editor Chloe Angyal shouted her abortion on Twitter. “For those who are wondering, @HuffPost Opinion — the entire section — is being eliminated. The beautiful, diverse, inclusive baby we built from scratch is gone.”
There’s only one problem with the aerial photograph of the “squalid” compound that has focused the world’s attention on remote northern New Mexico. It isn’t true.
Democrats leading the #Resistance sound like Osama bin Laden being interviewed by ABC News: “We believe that the worst thieves in the world today and the worst terrorists are the Americans.”
Give us the balls-to-the-wall-unapologetic-for-starting-wars-in-banana-republics kind of journalism. You’re already trying to foment Our #Revolution here in Alta California, anyway.