“This Socialism shit is better than anything, man,” said one Democrat voter. Another used hand signals to indicate how bummed he was that Bernie didn’t do some fentanyl with him and his crew.
HuffPo Deputy Opinion Editor Chloe Angyal shouted her abortion on Twitter. “For those who are wondering, @HuffPost Opinion — the entire section — is being eliminated. The beautiful, diverse, inclusive baby we built from scratch is gone.”
Sacramento is looking for a new label, but a new invention by Tomato City “native son” Wichard Rong could throw a bong into plans for the rebranding as “America’s Farm to Fork Capital.”
“California has a housing crisis. China has a housing glut. Jerry makes me proud to be a Socialist,” said Darrell Steinberg.
“We think OJ memorabilia and Ford Bronco restoration businesses could be a big part of Sacramento’s job creation engine,” said the representative, who asked to remain anonymous
“What difference, at this point, does it make if more 2-star restaurants go out of business?” said Mrs. Clinton.
John Kerry today announced a dramatic expansion of Heinz products, from 57 to 3,249, reflecting the company’s new gender-based marketing strategy.