The Islamic Republic of Iran has announced a deal with the Trump Administration that allows Alyssa Milano’s line of “Purity” rings to be excluded from economic sanctions.
“Yes, Iran has launched a sex strike,” said noted religious sex policy expert Alyssa Milano. “But that has nothing to do with Islam and everything to do with economic pain caused by U.S. sanctions.”
Rep. Rashida Tlaib (D-MI) praised the decision, saying the world would finally “stop dehumanizing our Palestinian people.”
The switch was announced when it became clear that the “natural evolution” of French wasn’t happening fast enough and millions of Muslim immigrants demanded a more feminist language.
The new company, Islamic SUV’s in Swindon (ISIS), expects to capture a growing segment of the European vehicle market.
Ms. Omar plays Maria, a lesbian imam working to liberalize a harsh and overly restrictive 21st century Austrian society by introducing the fulfilling and joyous alternative of Sharia Law.
Justice Ginsburg said she drafted the new Constitution of the American Republic of Islam from her hospital bed in less than a week.