In Detroit and other cities around the country, hundreds of feminists in floor-length burkas are sick and tired of taking responsibility for boys thoughts and won’t take it anymore.
Unfortunately, hard evidence of social gender constructs was impossible to find, and Muslim leaders around the world threatened to murder the entire team for assuming non-binary genders of the dead.
Former U.S. Secretary of State Hillary Clinton said in a statement that the West “should continue to deport women who criticize the hijab until they learn just how empowering it is.”
After thousands of mourners marched in a Baghdad funeral, U.S. Rep. Ilhan Omar suggested retaliation against whatever Islamic sect she disagrees with.
“The world looks to America for the values that unite us,” said Biden. “If we assert commonsense leadership, we can bring back the 12th Imam and ensure peace in our time.”
“It would be better to outlaw canines and make Islamic prayer mandatory for all,” said Choudary. “You don’t want bubonic plague, do you? Islam is the answer.”
“Dr. Cusack proved himself to be a true ally of Palestine,” said University President Dr. Amiri Baraka. “Today we honor him with a Doctorate in Applied Sciences of Surface to Surface Missile Technology.”