Ms. Omar plays Maria, a lesbian imam working to liberalize a harsh and overly restrictive 21st century Austrian society by introducing the fulfilling and joyous alternative of Sharia Law.
Justice Ginsburg said she drafted the new Constitution of the American Republic of Islam from her hospital bed in less than a week.
“People say there’s a Muslim immigration ban, but this mission proves otherwise,” said Lightfoot. “If there are 72 million Muslim virgins on Mars, bringing them home would probably secure peace in the Middle East.”
“As the de facto Supreme Leader of the New York Resistance, I know President Rouhani will continue the very important work I’ve started,” said Schneiderman.
“Trump cannot do a damn thing about Tehran’s solidarity with the LGBT community and your Democratic Party,” said Iran’s supreme leader.
Experts who noted the anomaly say ISIS and the Clinton entourage have both been on the run since the 2016 election, but remain a major threat to global security.
Candidates agreed to wear an “American patriot burka” under new “religion and gender equality” ground rules governing Democratic debates.