Iran reaches deal to import Alyssa Milano ‘Purity’ rings
The Islamic Republic of Iran has announced a deal with the Trump Administration that allows Alyssa Milano’s line of “Purity” rings to be excluded from economic sanctions.
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Iran orders ‘sex strike’ during Ramadan, men arrested for viewing women
“Yes, Iran has launched a sex strike,” said noted religious sex policy expert Alyssa Milano. “But that has nothing to do with Islam and everything to do with economic pain caused by U.S. sanctions.”
Gaza, West Bank added to Rashida Tlaib’s Congressional District
Rep. Rashida Tlaib (D-MI) praised the decision, saying the world would finally “stop dehumanizing our Palestinian people.”
Academie Francaise drops ‘male-dominated’ language in favor of Arabic
The switch was announced when it became clear that the “natural evolution” of French wasn’t happening fast enough and millions of Muslim immigrants demanded a more feminist language.
Islamic SUV maker to take over UK Honda factory as Japan loses faith in Britain
The new company, Islamic SUV’s in Swindon (ISIS), expects to capture a growing segment of the European vehicle market.
How do you solve a problem like Sharia? Remake the ‘Sound of Music’
Ms. Omar plays Maria, a lesbian imam working to liberalize a harsh and overly restrictive 21st century Austrian society by introducing the fulfilling and joyous alternative of Sharia Law.
Ruth Bader Ginsburg spotted at Nation of Islam Constitutional Convention
Justice Ginsburg said she drafted the new Constitution of the American Republic of Islam from her hospital bed in less than a week.
