That boy scout didn’t have a chance. His fate was sealed before he got off a commercial airliner in Baghdad to bring the scouting ethic to the war-torn country of Iraq.
The general poses a 0% threat to world peace, but hundreds were killed or injured in his hometown as his body was driven through the streets in a Chevy pickup built by the Great Satan himself.
“We expect President Trump to sign the registry into law or be acknowledged as a leader who doesn’t care about his people,” said Nancy Pelosi. “We stand with the Ayatollah.”
“If true, a nuclear-armed flying horse of indeterminate gender puts all Americans at risk of nuclear conflagration,” said NBC’s Chuck Todd.
“Mr. Khamenei is perfect because he’s a Twelver, we’re playing 12 dates, and I feel this deep need to apologize to Iran for the spontaneous protest of the American embassy in Baghdad,” Taylor said.
A new photo out of Iran shows that Revolutionary Guard leaders and staff are despondent after their failed attack on the American embassy in Baghdad.
Yesterday’s “spontaneous protest” outside the American embassy in Baghdad had “nothing to do with Iran and absolutely nothing to do with Benghazi,” said newly-appointed Quds Force commander Hillary Clinton.
