Sacramento’s mayor will co-chair the task force due to his success with affordable housing on flood control levees. Other members will be appointed as homelessness expands to their communities.
Just days after reports that homeless residents are digging multi-story homes in flood control levees, a city task force has acted swiftly to shore up those vital affordable housing projects.
Original instructions for the sex lair, dating from 1971, were discovered two years ago and still do not conform to non-conforming language confirmed as conformed by the EEOC.
“The state’s emergency plan requires employees to resist fascism,” said spokesman Hassan Chop. “The ‘RIOT’ button takes loyal employees to the garage level where we store signs, masks, and other materials useful for rooting out fascists.”
“I don’t care if San Francisco has fatbergs the size of jumbo jets lurking under our city streets,” said Mayor London Breed. “Women are protected from being dragged through the gutter by the patriarchy.”
President Jong-Un said he is “jealous of AOC” because the Democratic People’s Republic of Korea can still only afford 5-year plans.
“We need to upgrade every building in the country anyway,” said Ocasio-Cortez. “Why not kill two rats with one stone by starting that project in Los Angeles?”