Your mission is to build an elite disease disinformation team to push as many people as possible into panic and permanently weaken America. The first player to implement International Socialism wins.
Experts say the number of powerful vaginas available worldwide is never more than a few hundred, and the new spike in demand has already caused a shortage.
Hi, I’m Gavin Newsom, and I’d like to give you some tips on wiping your ass because a significant percentage of California residents weren’t taught this skill as children. For that, I blame all of us. We can do better.
Under a program whimsically nicknamed “The Goolag Archipelago,” anyone who repeatedly fails to pick up their own poop from the sidewalk, or misgenders an officer of the Homeless Inquisition, could spend six months in a mental health camp.
A photograph of Bernie Sanders relaxing in his “summer cabin” was released by the Bloomberg campaign after tonight’s Democrat debate in Las Vegas.
On dark desert Hwy 91 between Disneyland and San Bernardino, a crack team of journalists is on the trail of a government hotel large enough to house all of California’s 140,000 homeless.
In a bold new solution to the city’s homeless problem, Democrats will build thousands of tiny 4-bedroom replicas of the California governor’s mansion.
