Under a program whimsically nicknamed “The Goolag Archipelago,” anyone who repeatedly fails to pick up their own poop from the sidewalk, or misgenders an officer of the Homeless Inquisition, could spend six months in a mental health camp.
A photograph of Bernie Sanders relaxing in his “summer cabin” was released by the Bloomberg campaign after tonight’s Democrat debate in Las Vegas.
On dark desert Hwy 91 between Disneyland and San Bernardino, a crack team of journalists is on the trail of a government hotel large enough to house all of California’s 140,000 homeless.
In a bold new solution to the city’s homeless problem, Democrats will build thousands of tiny 4-bedroom replicas of the California governor’s mansion.
Anti-colonial activists protesting the Monroe Doctrine ripped down a statue of President James Monroe’s wife on Wednesday, according to officials in Los Angeles.
“It would be better to outlaw canines and make Islamic prayer mandatory for all,” said Choudary. “You don’t want bubonic plague, do you? Islam is the answer.”
“We’re just cutting to the chase,” said Mayor Steinberg. “Rather than waiting for full socialism to come to us, we’re going full socialist while we can still control the outcome.”
