“We’re just cutting to the chase,” said Mayor Steinberg. “Rather than waiting for full socialism to come to us, we’re going full socialist while we can still control the outcome.”
Trump has declassified photos proving that climate change has destroyed most of London one year ahead of a 2004 schedule provided by the Pentagon.
“It’s like cowbell. You can never have too much Barack Obama,” said Principal Carol Lewis of Barack Obama Middle School.
Sacramento’s mayor will co-chair the task force due to his success with affordable housing on flood control levees. Other members will be appointed as homelessness expands to their communities.
Just days after reports that homeless residents are digging multi-story homes in flood control levees, a city task force has acted swiftly to shore up those vital affordable housing projects.
Original instructions for the sex lair, dating from 1971, were discovered two years ago and still do not conform to non-conforming language confirmed as conformed by the EEOC.
“The state’s emergency plan requires employees to resist fascism,” said spokesman Hassan Chop. “The ‘RIOT’ button takes loyal employees to the garage level where we store signs, masks, and other materials useful for rooting out fascists.”