AOC: L.A. typhus outbreak great reason to ‘rebuild City Hall right now’
“We need to upgrade every building in the country anyway,” said Ocasio-Cortez. “Why not kill two rats with one stone by starting that project in Los Angeles?”
“We need to upgrade every building in the country anyway,” said Ocasio-Cortez. “Why not kill two rats with one stone by starting that project in Los Angeles?”
The Shangri-La Towers will provide 300 square feet of luxury, inclusive growth, and fun without suspicion or fear so our activists can relax in a panic-free atmosphere.
The new complex is near a planned San Joaquin passenger rail system station where heroin addicts will greet commuters with the thousand-yard stare so familiar in San Francisco.
Anonymous sources say Newsom plans to convert the Capitol basement into an Eco Fitness gym that uses modified exercise bikes to push power back into the electrical grid. Political appointees in charge of social policy would be harnessed to the bikes until they utter the safe word “audacious.”
On hearing of Brown’s threat, Trump tweeted, “Go ahead. Make my day.”
“Just imagine how many jobs we can create when homeless addicts from other states hear about our free housing offer,” said Mayor Mark Farrell.
Abe Normal, who works at the McMillen Art Gallery less than a mile from the Oregon border, seemed unfazed when our reporter said the offer was “free ice cream for a year.”