The switch was announced when it became clear that the “natural evolution” of French wasn’t happening fast enough and millions of Muslim immigrants demanded a more feminist language.
“I don’t care if San Francisco has fatbergs the size of jumbo jets lurking under our city streets,” said Mayor London Breed. “Women are protected from being dragged through the gutter by the patriarchy.”
Hollywood has green-lighted a reality TV show where camera crews follow homeless diners navigating the world of fine dining leftovers.
As individuals choose to require health care, they will be assessed a financial penalty equal to the estimated cost of required treatment.
“What difference, at this point, does it make if more 2-star restaurants go out of business?” said Mrs. Clinton.
Instead of collecting fines from the few who abused the old system, cities will be able to fine a much larger percentage of the population.