The city plans to eradicate hepatitis by paying the homeless and former felons to staff a network of “safe and clean” public bathrooms.
Every now and then, I remember it’s impossible to satirize Progressives so I write something that isn’t satire. The Brie will return to deluding itself tomorrow.
Anarchists holed up in the Sheraton Old San Juan complained that the storm has left them unemployed.
“The winning design team did not disappoint,” said May about the results. “This might be the first time UC Davis has been proud of it’s chancellor’s home. I know I am.”
“Who wants to live in the Mission surrounded by homeless people when I can be surrounded by homeless people in Turlock for much less?”