Critics who said it would cost $3.7 billion to supply beds for 92,000 unsheltered people have not been heard from since the papal press conference ended.
The governor launched CalDOPE this week, saying, “we’re taking power out of the hands of greedy pharmaceutical companies and putting it in the hands of selfless public servants who can’t be sued.”
Editor’s note: We don’t post straight news. But when we do, it’s even more ridiculous than our satire.
“My administration can no longer condemn Mexican citizens to such an agujero de mierda, so we’re leaving your failed state,” said the socialist president of Mexico.
On dark desert Hwy 91 between Disneyland and San Bernardino, a crack team of journalists is on the trail of a government hotel large enough to house all of California’s 140,000 homeless.
In a bold new solution to the city’s homeless problem, Democrats will build thousands of tiny 4-bedroom replicas of the California governor’s mansion.
At least Hammurabi demanded an eye for an eye. You lose an eye on the mean streets of Bronze Age LA, good luck getting Mayor Garcetti to pay up.