Pope Newsom opens Office of Homeless Inquisition to enforce housing for the unsheltered
Critics who said it would cost $3.7 billion to supply beds for 92,000 unsheltered people have not been heard from since the papal press conference ended.
Newsom launches new CalDOPE agency during statewide tour of homeless camps
The governor launched CalDOPE this week, saying, “we’re taking power out of the hands of greedy pharmaceutical companies and putting it in the hands of selfless public servants who can’t be sued.”
Sonoma County plan would evict renters to buy housing for homeless
Editor’s note: We don’t post straight news. But when we do, it’s even more ridiculous than our satire.
Mexico announces date for complete withdrawal from California
“My administration can no longer condemn Mexican citizens to such an agujero de mierda, so we’re leaving your failed state,” said the socialist president of Mexico.
California Legislature builds large, mysterious, desert hotel for state’s homeless
On dark desert Hwy 91 between Disneyland and San Bernardino, a crack team of journalists is on the trail of a government hotel large enough to house all of California’s 140,000 homeless.
California to build townships of tiny governor’s mansions to solve homeless problem
In a bold new solution to the city’s homeless problem, Democrats will build thousands of tiny 4-bedroom replicas of the California governor’s mansion.
Waymo 3D mapping project discovers ‘Bronze Age Los Angeles’ in Los Angeles
At least Hammurabi demanded an eye for an eye. You lose an eye on the mean streets of Bronze Age LA, good luck getting Mayor Garcetti to pay up.
