“The project was delayed when market research showed most parents believe Hillary left Americans to die in Benghazi,” said Hasbro spokeswoman Prica Giocattolo. “And then Trump actually did save the embassy in Baghdad.”
President Trump flipped the bird on Friday, causing every single American of voting age to change their mind about whether the gesture is offensive or not.
At least Hammurabi demanded an eye for an eye. You lose an eye on the mean streets of Bronze Age LA, good luck getting Mayor Garcetti to pay up.
Anti-colonial activists protesting the Monroe Doctrine ripped down a statue of President James Monroe’s wife on Wednesday, according to officials in Los Angeles.
Unexpectedly, the promotion took a dark twist on the morning of May 26 when Mrs. Clinton tweeted a bizarre question @Hasbro at 3:17 a.m. Pacific time.
Because do you know of anyone alive today who’s capable of building – as Brooks calls it – “moral systems that create harmony within people, harmony between people and harmony between people and their ultimate purpose”?
“We recognize the need for change and are committed to a stable transition. Now, if you will excuse me, I have an appointment at Bohemian Grove,” Caruso said after the excommunication.