Sacramento Mayor Darrell Steinberg said “keeping police out of black communities where they don’t belong would go a long way toward ending white privilege.”
“We only noticed these trash mountains when a government official got sick,” said Mayor Garcetti. “Experts say they may have always been there but no one of consequence noticed them before.”
“You can call your plan whatever you want – single payer, Medicare for all, or the Bolivarian National Surgical Plan – but my study found the exact opposite of what you just said!” Blahous charged.
The city plans to eradicate hepatitis by paying the homeless and former felons to staff a network of “safe and clean” public bathrooms.
“That people would go to such lengths speaks to a deep human need for self esteem. So we’re going to bring this clandestine procedure out of apartments and airport hotel rooms,” said Portland’s mayor.
Mama told me, ‘Lord loves a workin’ man; don’t trust whitey; see a doctor and get rid of it.’ I got a job pumping gas in St. Louis, but still didn’t have healthcare.
“We expect to unexpectedly find a lot of medical procedures that are inefficient and unnecessary,” said Senator Lara (D-Bell Gardens).