The governor launched CalDOPE this week, saying, “we’re taking power out of the hands of greedy pharmaceutical companies and putting it in the hands of selfless public servants who can’t be sued.”
Sweden: “Obese people are each responsible for more than a ton of carbon dioxide emissions a year, equivalent to going on a transatlantic flight.”
A Facebook manifesto blamed “the evil cosmetic surgeon Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz” for bringing “ridicule and mockery on the politicians everyone once idolized.”
Mayo Clinic executives say they would rather die of starvation than change the name to honor Chairman Mao.
Rational activists who glue themselves to airplanes or routinely lay down on busy freeways have simply had enough of the people who just want to get to work every day and pay their taxes.
“We can’t beat open heart surgery for sheer drama,” said campaign manager and fellow Irishman Jen O’Malley Dillon. “But we can let people know that Beto is just like them only better.”
Mexico’s healthcare system is helping international migrants achieve their American Dream by aborting their children before they cross the border.