Scientist: Reports of exponential rise in death of computer models greatly exaggerated

Scientists unfazed after 73 computer models failed to accurately predict Climate Change and the worldwide phenomena of “Hot Women Posing With Guns.”

L.A. Mayor: 'Guns are now essential until we survive Covid-19 and get back to ignoring typhus'

“We also want you to know that last week we said guns were evil, but today we’ve declared that guns are essential until we decide that guns are evil again, which should happen after we get back to ignoring typhus,” Garcetti said.