Scientists unfazed after 73 computer models failed to accurately predict Climate Change and the worldwide phenomena of “Hot Women Posing With Guns.”
“We also want you to know that last week we said guns were evil, but today we’ve declared that guns are essential until we decide that guns are evil again, which should happen after we get back to ignoring typhus,” Garcetti said.
“In Virginia, the people only possess rights that the General Assembly expressly grants to them,” said Gov. Northam. “I must now be disagreeable and call out the National Guard.”
Maj. Gen. Timothy P. Williams, Adjutant General of the Virginia Guard, said his his forces have “laid siege to the courthouse” and the ladies may be using grandsons as human shields.
The truth of his floundering campaign was difficult to accept, but what drove him to psychotherapy livestreaming was the realization that Americans don’t want to get rid of guns or churches.
“I can’t quite believe it yet, but Mr. Hogg convinced a ragtag group of farmers that weapons of war like the AK-47 should not be in the hands of civilians,” said US special envoy Zalmay Khalilzad.
Buttigieg has cancelled his appearances in all 50 states, Canada, and Mexico. A spokesman did not say when the Democratic presidential candidate would cancel the remainder of his world tour.