Scientists admit they don’t know why menstruating men have fewer symptoms of ‘toxic masculinity’ with higher doses of the substance that makes men toxic in the first place.
“For years we started our flights with the binary ‘ladies and gentlemen’ or ‘mesdames et messieurs,'” said spokesperson Naomi Deplume. “We now realize just how offensive that was.”
The NBA says it will force vendors to hawk menstrual products to fans of all genders as a way of saving face in the geopolitical firestorm it ignited by groveling for Communist Party dollars.
If you do one calculation per second, you’d have to live for 6 billion years to match what the supercomputer Summit can do in one second. And Summit tells us men make the best moms.
Women won’t work in the sewers because they’re too cold and filthy. A new plan would add adjustable thermostats and hot showers in key underground areas.
The group will organize around International Women’s Day instead, and explore the possibility of importing more foreign black women by ship to improve diversity.
There has been absolutely no increase in the number or proportion of women looking for work in Home Depot parking lots over the last ten years.