“This land is your land, this land is my land, and legal precedent says I may not have the human right to live on the sidewalk and shout violent obscenities as a Senator, but I do as a homeless person,” Schumer said.
“We terminated Assad’s account for violating our coordinating harm policy,” Zuckerberg said, “but giving people voice, and bringing people together, is more important than ever in a modern fascist state like America.”
“Facebook takes freedom of speech so seriously that we allow politicians to lie on our platform, but we draw the line when they tell the truth,” CEO Mark Zuckerberg said of the incident.
A draft proposal says “only the federal government can enforce the licensing requirements of individuals who routinely work from home with substances that are strictly controlled by the same government.”
By the year 2030, many video deepfakes will demand anti-human policies so absurd that everyone will believe the fakes are real Hollywood actors.
“I left New Zealand because life wasn’t what I thought it should be. Then I found out that life in the Islamic State wasn’t what I thought it would be,” Taylor said. “It’s disappointing that my old life is so much like my new life.”
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