Climate Change activists reveal their favorite Super Bowl foods
Instead of chicken wings or pizza, Al Gore said his favorite Superbowl food is the world’s biggest arachnid — the goliath bird-eating spider — breaded and deep fried.
Experts: Socialist famines caused by Climate Change, people need Socialism to save planet
Experts estimate that 3 to 12 million people starved in the 1932-33 famine alone, and capitalist media censored the impact of climate change in favor of a narrative that blamed Socialism.
Happy California cows treated for depression after Trump signs China trade deal
According to dairy farmers across the state, once-cheerful bovines are organizing “moo helplessly at the sky” events and seeking group therapy.
Desperate Californians buy more groceries than they can eat to earn gasoline discount points
“I bought $300 worth of food and got a 50-cent per gallon discount,” said Sacramento resident Jorma Kaukonen, an elderly single woman who usually spends $50 a week on groceries.
Leftists demand another failed boycott of most polite restaurant workers in America
“When evil Christian restaurant owners force their workers to serve healthy food and be nice to people, we have to act,” said third-wave feminist Lovechild Vaginica.
Fine dining: Sacramento taxes people for not finishing their food
“This is yet another example of Sacramento’s comprehensive, intentional actions that will increase diversity and equity in the city’s economy,” said Chan. “If people stop dining out we’ll just tax them at home, too.”
Kamala Harris: ‘Alt Right’ banned ‘MAGA’ hats because Asian chef owns German restaurant
“If anyone should apologize, it’s Alt-Right white-supremacists of German descent who would dare to open a Mexican restaurant in Alta California,” said Harris, “not Lopez-Alt.”
