Economic terrorists from an obscure school in Austria hacked Paul Krugman’s Twitter account and posted a bizarre false allegation regarding child pornography, says the FBI.
“My administration can no longer condemn Mexican citizens to such an agujero de mierda, so we’re leaving your failed state,” said the socialist president of Mexico.
Experts say Iran’s donation is legal under international law because the fake Trump head was delivered by a Middle East proxy working for former Obama administration Secretary of State John Kerry.
Hundreds of the most enlightened progressive voices in California denied that they had ever hosted or attended fundraisers in a “subterranean ambrosia grotto.”
In a major technology coup, Gov. Gavin Newsom has licensed the legendary accounting software VisiCalc to upgrade the state’s $1 billion Financial Information System.
O’Rourke asked to be impeached when he found out Trump raised more money in 24 hours than his own campaign did in the entire second quarter.
“I wanted to show my support by letting Democrats buy the zero-cent penny so we can take their money and give it to people who have no money to spend,” said Alabama Gov. Kay Ivey.