“I wish we’d thought of enlisting a fascist dictator,” said one Guerrilla Girl. “It’s like our 35-year effort has been for nothing.”
By the year 2030, many video deepfakes will demand anti-human policies so absurd that everyone will believe the fakes are real Hollywood actors.
“The GOP is the party of fear,” she said, flipping her silky brown hair over her shoulder. “But we don’t have to succumb to it. Like, I liberated 200 victims of medical torture over the weekend.”
“If they go low, we kick them, threaten to bomb the White House, and publish presidential assassination porn in the New York Times,” said Eric Holder. “Civility can wait until after The Purge.”
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“Franklin Roosevelt was a fascist dog who said collective bargaining for government workers was bad for America,” said Bo Gart, president of Napa Valley Teamsters Local 420.
“First they came for AOL,” said Al Gore, inventor of the Internet. “Who’s next if I say nothing because I didn’t have Instant Messenger?”