Good news: Griffin might die soon. Bad news: She’s only 59, and could subject us to 16 more years of her unbearable personality before offing herself so no one remembers her as feeble, ineffectual, and pathetic, instead of gross, hateful, and pathetic.
A peer-reviewed study conducted by Vanna White has found that Democrat presidential candidate Joe Biden didn’t know anything, and doesn’t know when he didn’t know it.
The Communist double agent, working to undermine America from within while achieving vast fame and fortune as a Hollywood actress, has endorsed Sen. Bernie Sanders (C-Vermont) for president.
“Unlike privileged white porn workers, brown undocumented porn workers already know how to safely operate industrial sex machines,” said Cristina Garcia (D-Bell Gardens).
Gwyneth Paltrow and Erykah Badu have vagina-scented products, but The Squad will offer the public free reproductions of their Congressional bills, perfumed with each legislator’s unique essence.
The “Shakira UNHH” massager has no Amazon description because none is necessary, but buyers say the the product is advertised as 8.7” but is only 6” long out of the box.
Lawyers for the Recording Academy cancelled the “Person of the Year” tribute after discovering that the band is actually a corporation.