Transgodzilla’s signature weapon will no longer be the unstoppable force of atomic breath, but the immovable object known as “resting bitch face” that will defeat the male gaze once and for all.
Experts: Transgender stigma is so severe we must eliminate mental health treatment, but gamers are not stigmatized enough and should expect increased attention from mental health professionals.
Inspiring seminars will teach you to create your own homeless camp and what to wear when sleeping off your heroin high at the BART station during rush hour.
After toddlers have been disenfranchised, Democratic Socialists expect to target gas-powered radio-controlled vehicles popular among teens and young adults.
Researchers responsible for the robot driving systems have hired lawyers and crisis-management consultants in anticipation of social justice protests.
“Until now, CNN has aimed its promotion of fictional hate crimes to a narrow audience,” said Lemon. “That’s old school. Now we can take advantage of the pain and anger of racism in a way that no one has done before.”
Ms. Omar plays Maria, a lesbian imam working to liberalize a harsh and overly restrictive 21st century Austrian society by introducing the fulfilling and joyous alternative of Sharia Law.