“If just one dad at their most vulnerable can take that last piece of clothing off without shaming their neighbor’s kids, then that serves our purpose,” said Sesame Workshop.
The procedure was carried out quickly by Jeong herself with a pair of high-quality castration pliers under the supervision of her colleagues on the Editorial Board.
“Ms. Almánzar, previously arrested for assault and reckless endangerment, told an infirm senior citizen that she was filming a political campaign video,” the U.S. Attorney allegedly said.
By the year 2030, many video deepfakes will demand anti-human policies so absurd that everyone will believe the fakes are real Hollywood actors.
Transgodzilla’s signature weapon will no longer be the unstoppable force of atomic breath, but the immovable object known as “resting bitch face” that will defeat the male gaze once and for all.
Experts: Transgender stigma is so severe we must eliminate mental health treatment, but gamers are not stigmatized enough and should expect increased attention from mental health professionals.
Inspiring seminars will teach you to create your own homeless camp and what to wear when sleeping off your heroin high at the BART station during rush hour.