“Imagine never having to worry about a dictator,” said Newsom. “EVOTE will enable smart, forward-thinking Democratic leaders to bear the burden of voting on behalf of all the people.”
California needs an America where undocumented private allegations can form the basis of social-media justice campaigns against evil people who believe in the presumption of innocence, and if that fails we can just kill federal judges.
California’s favorite cis-gendered son was banned from “the playground” at San Francisco’s famous fetish festival this weekend, but his steely-dan gaze and fabulous hair made a magnificent impression on voters at the suspension booth.
The new slogan comes after Phillips admitted that “crude and callous law enforcement culture” caused him to laugh out loud at a blatantly racist email in 2016 and then sell his soul to George Soros when no one noticed.
Brown estimates he’ll have to read over 5 million comments just from the 2018 tweets. “If I can’t read every comment before the election, I’ll either die or vote Democrat,” he said. “Maybe both.”
Candidates agreed to wear an “American patriot burka” under new “religion and gender equality” ground rules governing Democratic debates.
Democrats had proof of high crimes last year, but desperately needed Clinton to win before they could impeach her.
