Climate Update: 2020 Democrats seek ban on plastic Voter ID cards

“Voter ID is dangerous for planet Earth,” said Bernie Sanders, who also said Democracy requires extending the ban to plastic credit and debit cards.

DCCC releases new ‘diversity’ color guide for Progressive voters

“In 2020, white people can’t vote for a presidential candidate who’s brown enough, so it’s vitally important that they feel guilty about that,” said Al Sharpton, who led the project for an undisclosed amount of money.

Bernie Sanders crushes ‘wage slave’ revolt by impoverished union field workers

“This campaign isn’t a democracy,” said Sanders’ CFO Yuri Larin. “It’s impossible to finish off capitalism without having finished off social democracy in the working-class movement.”

Did the Iranians create fake U.S. social media accounts and pose as GOP politicians?

“It’s not like we can just launch a covert investigation of political manipulation by foreign agents,” former CIA Director Brennan said on CNN. “Who do you think we are?”

Brennan, Clapper lash out at Trump for declassifying 2016 election intel

“A sitting president just can’t unmask foreign intelligence assets hired by the Democrat Party to stage an honest coup,” said Brennan. “This is a serious and outrageous move on the part of Mr. Trump.”