The Communist double agent, working to undermine America from within while achieving vast fame and fortune as a Hollywood actress, has endorsed Sen. Bernie Sanders (C-Vermont) for president.
“It’s probably a good thing Biden thinks he’s running for the Senate and doesn’t know if he’s in Iowa or Ohio,” said DNC chairman Tom Perez. “He’ll want his old senate seat back after the inauguration, anyway. Trust me.”
“The economic establishment and the political establishment is trying to sabotage our revolution,” Sanders said. “But now, with Crimson Dynamo at my side, we will show America the true power of Socialist technology!”
“Why that crummy rat!” said The Thing, putting his arm around Biden. “He’s gotta be settin’ me up — fer a trap! ‘n’ if he thinks I’m gonna fall for it — he’s freakin’ right!”
“I still don’t think trans athletes are a threat,” Warren said after regaining consciousness. “I just wish he’d been taking a lower dose of testosterone.”
Sanders says what Barack Obama says, that Communist countries have made more progress on healthcare, literacy, poverty, transportation, and ballet than any country in history, and that America should rebuild the Berlin Wall.
“Back in the 70s we threatened to kill 25 million class enemies if they refused to be re-educated,” Garamendi said. “But there’s not a single Democrat in Congress that wants just a few million to be sick before the election.”