“It’s like cowbell. You can never have too much Barack Obama,” said Principal Carol Lewis of Barack Obama Middle School.
“We held our colleague to high professional standards and we believe she has appropriately fled the country,” said the school principal.
“They lured us into a seminar on ‘government ethics’ and the next thing I know I’m waking up in the hospital,” said one city official who was found unconscious on the floor of the local resort.
“Jerry, take drink, you look little dehydrated, comrade,” said De Blasio after announcing enhanced surveillance of PS 149. “You seem little dehydrated, da? You are OK? Jerry?”
“We need to work on the best interest of 42,000 students,” says Ranch, “and that means excluding any other group that puts their own interests first.”
“If Stephon Clark had been at home reading to his two children, he wouldn’t be dead right now,” said Wilma Goodall, a stay-at-home mom.
Construction of a fertility grotto has been suspended until the Yale women’s community can figure out what to do with the giant phallus.