“We need to work on the best interest of 42,000 students,” says Ranch, “and that means excluding any other group that puts their own interests first.”
“If Stephon Clark had been at home reading to his two children, he wouldn’t be dead right now,” said Wilma Goodall, a stay-at-home mom.
Construction of a fertility grotto has been suspended until the Yale women’s community can figure out what to do with the giant phallus.
“There is a clear, but unexpected, pattern whereby admissions counselors are literally guaranteed to ignore high school students who say they are active white supremacists,” said the author.
Some students say the college rape culture experience is the best four years of their lives and should be freely available to everyone.
“The reason we wish death on the governor is that so many students don’t even have enough to eat,” said Engorged California spokesman Hugh Mungous.
“We expect more … appropriate demeanor, so you won’t see the Aztec Doctor dancing with the cheerleaders, but you will see him providing human sacrifices in the locker room,” said interim SDSU President Sally Roush.