“Republicans are determined to paint Democrats as out-of control, out-of-their minds socialists,” the mayor said. “But who in their right mind says that Socialism can’t work in America?”
“High taxes don’t usually harm a Progressive economy because our ideas are so good they don’t have any competition,” said Assemblyman Rob Bonta, D-Alameda. “But when bad actors are more competitive on price and cost, we need to level the playing field for good actors. At least temporarily.”
Sacramento is looking for a new label, but a new invention by Tomato City “native son” Wichard Rong could throw a bong into plans for the rebranding as “America’s Farm to Fork Capital.”
No one knows how much Imputed Income will be necessary to fund Healthcare for All, Preschool for All, Affordable Housing for All, or even Electric Vehicles for All. But that’s the beauty of it.
Scientists aren’t sure if the #CatPoopChallenge will inoculate California from Socialism or encourage our youth to try the world’s least successful business model.
The new policy defines “gun violence” as “illegally, intentionally, and successfully wounding or killing someone with a firearm” and limits the bonuses to five shootings within ten years.
The amount of energy wasted by automobile headlights would be dramatically reduced under new Democrat legislation.
