Experts say the decision could cause Mexico serious economic damage — not because there are many dialects of Nahuatl, but because “some of those dialects are mutually unintelligible.”
U.N. Secretary-General António Guterres has announced a new plan to save millions of people from rising sea levels by the year 2031: Kill retirees who didn’t die the last time oceans didn’t rise.
President Jong-Un said he is “jealous of AOC” because the Democratic People’s Republic of Korea can still only afford 5-year plans.
The new company, Islamic SUV’s in Swindon (ISIS), expects to capture a growing segment of the European vehicle market.
“Republicans are determined to paint Democrats as out-of control, out-of-their minds socialists,” the mayor said. “But who in their right mind says that Socialism can’t work in America?”
“High taxes don’t usually harm a Progressive economy because our ideas are so good they don’t have any competition,” said Assemblyman Rob Bonta, D-Alameda. “But when bad actors are more competitive on price and cost, we need to level the playing field for good actors. At least temporarily.”
Sacramento is looking for a new label, but a new invention by Tomato City “native son” Wichard Rong could throw a bong into plans for the rebranding as “America’s Farm to Fork Capital.”
