The Sustainability Director was fired when he posted on Twitter that his Energy Star dishwasher and Green Seal certified leaf blower both failed on the same day and that USDA Organic doesn’t guarantee anything is organic.
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“We expect more … appropriate demeanor, so you won’t see the Aztec Doctor dancing with the cheerleaders, but you will see him providing human sacrifices in the locker room,” said interim SDSU President Sally Roush.
Science expert Neil deGrasse Tyson said Pele could be punishing parents for driving sport utility vehicles that cause global warming.
“They’re white,” the lawsuit alleges. “And they sang that everybody should ‘wang chung tonight.’ Just knowing that this song exists makes our lives in Shanghai unbearable.”
“America is coming out of a period of unrestricted cultural piracy. What we need now is a cultural appropriation exclusion policy,” said Bernie Sanders.
Frederica Wilson knows how to rock a cowboy hat, and there’s nothing wrong with that because she was born on a ranch along the Chisolm Trail.