Act now and you’ll receive a free cloth or something that provides no protection of any kind for people whose names are not Hillary Clinton.
The former Vice President, who is white and 77, called an 83-year-old retired white man a “damn liar,” challenged him to a fitness test, and suggested he would lose in a duel of Rorschach tests.
Rational activists who glue themselves to airplanes or routinely lay down on busy freeways have simply had enough of the people who just want to get to work every day and pay their taxes.
“The Squad is right. There is no justice in America,” Guzman said. “I’ve been forced to drink unsanitary water and tortured 24 hours a day. It’s like I’ve been in a Nazi concentration camp.”
“The city council decided to pay residents not to shoot each other,” said Mayor Tubbs, “but that seemed like a waste of money in light of Stockton’s problem with moving vehicle violations.”
“First, we’re going to close the cheap motel loophole. And if you have a penis, we’re putting you on notice – register with the Department of Justice or face stiff penalties,” said Newsom.
New face-to-face training methods feature experienced Hollywood actors who subject employees to actual sexual abuse in front of colleagues.