“First, we’re going to close the cheap motel loophole. And if you have a penis, we’re putting you on notice – register with the Department of Justice or face stiff penalties,” said Newsom.
New face-to-face training methods feature experienced Hollywood actors who subject employees to actual sexual abuse in front of colleagues.
Plans “listening tour” after realizing wife “failed to fully use the female empowerment Democrats fought so hard to win for all women.”
American “civil” society is irrevocably linked to the pagan right to own slaves. What should happen when a Senator disregards the collective efforts of his neighbors to end structural slavery?
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“We’ll be transporting mountains of cash to secret counting facilities,” said Chiang. “And too many Californians lack the self-control needed to resist committing armed robbery.”
The circumstances of the case are worthy of American’s finest news source, The Onion, but The Brie has the scoop.