Scientist: Reports of exponential rise in death of computer models greatly exaggerated
Scientists unfazed after 73 computer models failed to accurately predict Climate Change and the worldwide phenomena of “Hot Women Posing With Guns.”
Carmen Sandiego emerges from Communist retirement home to endorse Bernie Sanders
The Communist double agent, working to undermine America from within while achieving vast fame and fortune as a Hollywood actress, has endorsed Sen. Bernie Sanders (C-Vermont) for president.
Poor third world women demand end to all fossil fuels by 2021
“I’m in the best shape of my life even without a functioning national healthcare system,” said one woman. “I’m happy we’re not participating in the orgy of fossil-energy consumption.”
Science solves 3,000 year-old Peruvian climate change mystery
A team of UC Berkeley climate researchers hope the technology of ancient Peruvians can help California provide fresh water in a world increasingly at risk from climate change.
Climate Change activists reveal their favorite Super Bowl foods
Instead of chicken wings or pizza, Al Gore said his favorite Superbowl food is the world’s biggest arachnid — the goliath bird-eating spider — breaded and deep fried.
Yes, the Corona beer virus was spread by drunken alien scientists studying climate change
“We first detected the Corona beer virus in solar flares ejected in the general direction of Earth,” said noted astronomer Neil deGrasse Tyson.
Outrage: News agency crops climate activist out of Davos photo with Greta Thunberg
“I am sad because world wants me erased from history of climate movement.” said the former dictator who has turned his managerial talents to organizing climate activists.
