Clinton gave Newsom a red button with the word “Reset” in an ancient language of Native Americans, but Russian asset Tulsi Gabbard noted that the word actually translates as “Overcharge.”
“Science be damned. If you want the masses to care about climate change, you need people like me to get arrested at least once a week,” said Fonda.
“The schedule is challenging because Greta could be dead from climate change before she reaches the Pacific,” said expedition leader Mårten Thorslund.
Gov. Gavin Newsom said he was “outraged” at the Mongolian pilot’s decision to land in North Korea, but admitted that passengers were better off than they would be in San Francisco.
Three hours ago, consensus was that we had 12 years to save the planet by not killing ourselves, but the new deadline is 5 years.
“We’re telling people not to kill themselves because Climate Change will get them in 12 years if we don’t get their vote in 2020,” said DNC Chairman Tom Perez, who insists the plan isn’t a cynical ploy to weaponize the fear of death.
An eruption lasting more than 30 years could wipe out Iceland and the Arctic Circle if you don’t vote Democrat, scientists say.