Scientists unfazed after 73 computer models failed to accurately predict Climate Change and the worldwide phenomena of “Hot Women Posing With Guns.”
The Communist double agent, working to undermine America from within while achieving vast fame and fortune as a Hollywood actress, has endorsed Sen. Bernie Sanders (C-Vermont) for president.
“I’m in the best shape of my life even without a functioning national healthcare system,” said one woman. “I’m happy we’re not participating in the orgy of fossil-energy consumption.”
A team of UC Berkeley climate researchers hope the technology of ancient Peruvians can help California provide fresh water in a world increasingly at risk from climate change.
Instead of chicken wings or pizza, Al Gore said his favorite Superbowl food is the world’s biggest arachnid — the goliath bird-eating spider — breaded and deep fried.
“We first detected the Corona beer virus in solar flares ejected in the general direction of Earth,” said noted astronomer Neil deGrasse Tyson.
“I am sad because world wants me erased from history of climate movement.” said the former dictator who has turned his managerial talents to organizing climate activists.