Harvard professor calls for halt to ‘CO2 Sequestration Challenge’ until 2024

Three hours ago, consensus was that we had 12 years to save the planet by not killing ourselves, but the new deadline is 5 years.

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Democrats: Global suicide epidemic to end in 5 years

“We’re telling people not to kill themselves because Climate Change will get them in 12 years if we don’t get their vote in 2020,” said DNC Chairman Tom Perez, who insists the plan isn’t a cynical ploy to weaponize the fear of death.