“Compared to the patriarchy, what’s a little cancerous lip tattoo of the founder of the Indochina Communist Party?” said Fonda.
The statue/dispenser recognizes his leadership and humanity while providing a place for local youth to gather and have a cold refreshment.
“It’s bad enough that people of all genders already treat the monument as a giant penis,” said Pussyhat participant Ashley Judd.
Officials from the Diocese say Obama is not Jesus, but appreciate that “the sender could be confused on that point.”
The Diocese received a FedEx package with a model of Jesus floating in a jar of urine.
“The winning design team did not disappoint,” said May about the results. “This might be the first time UC Davis has been proud of it’s chancellor’s home. I know I am.”
“Who wants to live in the Mission surrounded by homeless people when I can be surrounded by homeless people in Turlock for much less?”