“The number of female nudes available for men to gaze at in public spaces is still astonishingly high,” said a Guerilla Girl who has been protesting since the 1980s. “It’s like our 35-year effort has been for nothing.”
“We’re extremely proud for holding ourselves accountable to our values,” said Commission member Doni Blumenstock, “but we will never show or fund right-wing artwork ever again. It was just too painful.”
Me: Did you hear about the man with multiple personalities who shot himself outside the White House? Nathan Hale: Yes. Another terrible mass shooting. What will it take for people to give up their guns?
Prime Minister Justin Trudeau stars as rapper “The Notorious A.Z. Blanco” who’s on a mission from an off-stage gender neutral god (played by the voice of Bernie Sanders) to cast off British colonial rule.
“Compared to the patriarchy, what’s a little cancerous lip tattoo of the founder of the Indochina Communist Party?” said Fonda.
The statue/dispenser recognizes his leadership and humanity while providing a place for local youth to gather and have a cold refreshment.
“It’s bad enough that people of all genders already treat the monument as a giant penis,” said Pussyhat participant Ashley Judd.