“The number of female nudes available for men to gaze at in public spaces is still astonishingly high,” said another Girl who has been protesting anonymously since the beginning. “It’s like our 35-year effort has been for nothing.”
“We’re extremely proud for holding ourselves accountable to our values,” said Commission member Doni Blumenstock, “but we will never show or fund right-wing artwork ever again. It was just too painful.”
Me: Did you hear about the man with multiple personalities who shot himself outside the White House? Nathan Hale: Yes. Another terrible mass shooting. What will it take for people to give up their guns?
Prime Minister Justin Trudeau stars as rapper “The Notorious A.Z. Blanco” who’s on a mission from an off-stage gender neutral god (played by the voice of Bernie Sanders) to cast off British colonial rule.
“Compared to the patriarchy, what’s a little cancerous lip tattoo of the founder of the Indochina Communist Party?” said Fonda.
The statue/dispenser recognizes his leadership and humanity while providing a place for local youth to gather and have a cold refreshment.
“It’s bad enough that people of all genders already treat the monument as a giant penis,” said Pussyhat participant Ashley Judd.