Don’t bother reading this article. You’ve already heard 14,729 other reasons you should just shut up.
This is literally the least we can do for you, and you need to be okay with that or we can just skip to #7. Happy Father’s Day.
“If a gay white female atheist employee is offended, we’re asking her to consult a straight black male Muslim refugee employee to see if they agree on whether a customer is disruptive,” said Johnson.
Me: Did you hear about the man with multiple personalities who shot himself outside the White House? Nathan Hale: Yes. Another terrible mass shooting. What will it take for people to give up their guns?
Doctors at Good Samaritan said Claire has a concussion, a broken nose, three broken ribs, and various contusions, but should recover soon.
The next extinction-level event could begin 30,051 days from now, when the earth’s cumulative ocean uptake of carbon exceeds critical mass.
One does not simply revoke the high ground from an activist without expecting a penalty. We politely suggest that you hire more armed security guards.